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Quoth Argabarga View PostNothing lasts forever, except that green stain on the rug in the foyer, I have no idea what it is or why it's resisted all attempts to chemically remove.
Quoth Argabarga View PostSee where that gets ya, and, spoiler, don't call me for bail money.Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes
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When I was working at the hospital, I was in a clinic that had two spaces for the couriers. They were there so the couriers wouldn't block patients needing to enter or exit the clinic. If any vehicle parked there for more than 15 minutes, they were getting towed.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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Quoth Argabarga View PostJust like how on the old episodes of "COPS", everything illicit in the world seems to be owned by someone's "Friend". Without exception.
My first experience with the phenomenon came in the summer of 1982. My father had just died that spring, my mother had just returned to the work force for the first time in over two decades, as she tried to figure out how to provide for herself and her three children, and she had also just given up smoking, after having done so for about 30 years. Needless to say, she didn't need any more stress.
Enter my older sister, who is to stress what a key is to a car. She had just started work as a junior counselor at a summer camp, when one day, they found some pot in her purse. Naturally, they called my mother. For my mother's mental state, please see the above paragraph, and remember, in the best of times, my mother is a bit of a nervous woman to begin with.
When faced with being bused for pot, my brilliant 14 year old sister fell back on the time-honored bullshit story of "It's not mine. I was holding it for a friend." The camp didn't believe her, and she was relieved of her position. (I.e., fired.) My mother didn't believe her, and sis was relieved of her freedom. (I.e., grounded.) I was a little 10 year old moron, who barely knew what pot even WAS, and even *I* knew her story was a great big pile of steaming bullshit.
You would think people would learn. But then, that would be giving people far too much credit for intelligence. History has shown us the folly of THAT idea!
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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My favorite excuse was the woman on COPS who said the dope in her purse wasn't hers.
"Is this your purse?"
"Yeah."
"But it's not your dope."
"My friend borrowed my purse."
Yeah, right...
Oh, no, wait, my favorite was the guy who said he'd just bought the pants he was wearing at a thrift shop and someone must have left drugs in the pocket...When you start at zero, everything's progress.
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Quoth MoonCat View PostMy favorite excuse was the woman on COPS who said the dope in her purse wasn't hers.
"Is this your purse?"
"Yeah."
"But it's not your dope."
"My friend borrowed my purse."
Yeah, right...
Oh, no, wait, my favorite was the guy who said he'd just bought the pants he was wearing at a thrift shop and someone must have left drugs in the pocket...
Some friend. And notice the "friend" is never around.
If you're the officer, don't you say, "Ok, well, what's your friend's name, and where are they right now?"Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.
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And if you give the name of a druggie friend and they actually get busted over this, your ass isn't getting any more weed.
You might also get your legs broken.
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Quoth Jetfire View PostAnd you're still getting the possession charge.
They still get the possession charge as the cops found it on them.
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Quoth Ophbalance View PostMoving day approacheth at the borough college. There should be plenty of tales coming from that .
Labor Day Weekend usually gives Arga and his brethren plenty to share later . . .Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Maybe his coworkers could livestream his exploits. Like on Twitch or something.To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...
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Quoth Mr Hero View PostMaybe his coworkers could livestream his exploits. Like on Twitch or something.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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