I do a pretty good impression of Ben Stein. Not in his voice, but in his inflection and tone.
I had someone try to get funny with me and his jokes fell flat. This guy was a legend in his own mind when it came to comedy.
When I didn't even change the expression on my face much less laugh at his jokes he asked me "What's the matter? Don't you have a sense of humor?"
In my best Ben Stein monotone I replied "I'm sorry sir. Since our company is now a government contractor we had to have our sense of humor removed. If we were to keep them and use them around the other government drones it might encourage them to develop free will and we would lose our ability to sell to the government. Will this be all sir?"
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I had someone try to get funny with me and his jokes fell flat. This guy was a legend in his own mind when it came to comedy.
When I didn't even change the expression on my face much less laugh at his jokes he asked me "What's the matter? Don't you have a sense of humor?"
In my best Ben Stein monotone I replied "I'm sorry sir. Since our company is now a government contractor we had to have our sense of humor removed. If we were to keep them and use them around the other government drones it might encourage them to develop free will and we would lose our ability to sell to the government. Will this be all sir?"
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