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Quoth Ironclad Alibi
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Country Joe & the Fish..I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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I don't know.Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostPWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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I thought Who's on stage?"IT stands away, interrupting himself from the incessant hammering of the kittens…"Comment
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The Who or Guess Who?Quoth Bloodsoul View Post"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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We're not talking about third base. I just wanna know who's on first.Quoth siskaren View PostPWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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Betty Who's who.Quoth Ironclad Alibi View PostI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Only Horton hears...Quoth MoonCat View PostI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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Quoth Monterey Jack View Post
This or I would've gone with Bugs Bunny's other favorite trick:
"Yes I will."
"No you won't!"
"Yes I will."
"No you won't!"
"No I won't."
"Yes you will!"
"No I won't"
"Yes you will!"
"So you agree I WILL get in trouble and that's why I can't help you. Good, glad we cleared that up!"
"Right." *wanders off*
Considering her level of intelligence displayed I'm 99% this would've worked.Comment
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Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.Comment
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I'd have liked to but if I did, her friend would've pissed herself laughing. She thought it was funny until I got angry and dragged her off before I could slap some sense into DG.Quoth An Haddock View Post
Next day she couldn't even look me in the eye, she was so embarrassed by her behavior. And no, DG wasn't actually staying there, she was just crashing for the nite with the friend. I know what DG's reaction would be I did say that:
"LIke, wuh-at???? Derrrrr"Can't reason with the unreasonable.
The only thing worse than not getting hired is getting hired.Comment
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Why not ask her to leave it at the front desk and you'll be sure he gets it? Would still defeat her if she was a stalker, but if the paper really was the issue that she was hung up on, problem solved."I try to be curious about everything, even things that don't interest me." -Alex TrebekComment
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The who? No, the Beatles.Quoth An Haddock View PostAny fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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