Heard about this one from coworkers.
A lady comes in to the hospital carrying her cat. Without a cage. Big no-no. The cashier immediately calls for kennel staff, hoping to get this cat in a cage as soon as possible. But no, the lady is here for a vet appointment, fifteen minutes early. So the cashier grabs a carrier box and tries to convince the lady to put the cat in it. No, she wants to hold Fluffy. Fluffy's really sweet tempered, she says. Okay, lady, no cat is sweet tempered when surrounded by dogs. That's why cats have to be caged. But she won't have it. Fluffy's a sweetie, really. Lady starts arguing about it. Lady PUTS DOWN Fluffy on the counter so she can wave her hands while arguing.
Then, another woman comes in holding a cat, no cage, and comes up to the counter.
Three guesses what happened.
Both cats had to get stitches, so I hear, and at least one owner had to go to the hospital for stitches of their own. The employee I heard it from reenacted the scene with plenty of "RrreaOW! PFfft! Hsss!" sound effects.
A lady comes in to the hospital carrying her cat. Without a cage. Big no-no. The cashier immediately calls for kennel staff, hoping to get this cat in a cage as soon as possible. But no, the lady is here for a vet appointment, fifteen minutes early. So the cashier grabs a carrier box and tries to convince the lady to put the cat in it. No, she wants to hold Fluffy. Fluffy's really sweet tempered, she says. Okay, lady, no cat is sweet tempered when surrounded by dogs. That's why cats have to be caged. But she won't have it. Fluffy's a sweetie, really. Lady starts arguing about it. Lady PUTS DOWN Fluffy on the counter so she can wave her hands while arguing.
Then, another woman comes in holding a cat, no cage, and comes up to the counter.
Three guesses what happened.
Both cats had to get stitches, so I hear, and at least one owner had to go to the hospital for stitches of their own. The employee I heard it from reenacted the scene with plenty of "RrreaOW! PFfft! Hsss!" sound effects.
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