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  • #31
    Quoth Geek King View Post
    Also, "Its not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry about. Its all those bullets labelled 'occupant'."
    The way I heard it, it was all the shrapnel addressed to 'occupant'.
    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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    • #32
      Quoth Geek King View Post
      Also, "Its not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry about. Its all those bullets labelled 'occupant'."
      Quoth wolfie View Post
      The way I heard it, it was all the shrapnel addressed to 'occupant'.
      The way I remember hearing it is, "Its not the bullet with your name on it you have to worry about. It's the bullet labelled 'to whom it may concern'."
      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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      • #33
        Heh.

        Heard one once where a Private asked a Sergeant what you were supposed to do after stepping on a land mine.

        The Sergeant responded that he should throw himself several dozen feet into the air, and disperse himself over a wide area.
        I am a Blank Space for spacing purposes, ignore me.
        In order to treat someone as your equal, you first need to believe both: that they are your equal, and that you are their's.

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