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It's right up there with "Well, I never!" ...to which, the only appropriate response is "Well, then, Madam/Sir, perhaps you should. It might improve your foul disposition!""For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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Redd Foxx used to have an answer for that on the old TV show "Sanford & Son."Quoth EricKei View Post
It usually went, "I'll bet you did!"
Then there was Benny Hill. Pregnant girl says, "Well, I never did!" He looks her over and says, "Honey, you must've done!"When you start at zero, everything's progress.Comment
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I'm one of those people...that when I hear that phrase, I can't help but think "Or what if I don't? Will you go away before I taunt you a second time?"Quoth MoonCat View Post
Former co-irker J was one of those people who *loved* to use it. Naturally, my reaction was usually "fuck off." That is, you're not my boss, and I *don't* have to do what you want me to.Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo FerrariComment
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There's always a first timeQuoth EricKei View Post
I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!
Who is John Galt?
-Ayn Rand, Atlas ShruggedComment
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My favourite response to this:Quoth EricKei
"Well, I never!"
"Well you have now. Another entry you can cross off your list of 'Things to do before I die'"Comment
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Has anything been heard from either asshat or corporate about this?Comment
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Actually yes, the corporate security guy I contacted about it said they'd gotten the police involved and they (the police) were going to contact the guy and go from there.Quoth eltf177 View Post
So we'll see."If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurantComment
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They're going to put him on the hot seat. He might get burned by this.This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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They're gonna grill him hard. Put the heat on him something fierce.Quoth catcul View PostPWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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Let's hope justice is well done.Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostThis site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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If so, his goose is well and truly cooked.Quoth catcul View PostPWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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He may very well end up in the porterhouse."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - meComment
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It looks like this turkey had a beef with the company. Now it's his freedom that's at steak.Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostThis site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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