I'm going to burn your center down!!

[EricKei]

I really am amazed at people who actually use the phrase,"How dare you."

It's right up there with "Well, I never!" ...to which, the only appropriate response is "Well, then, Madam/Sir, perhaps you should. It might improve your foul disposition!"

[Mr Hero]

Was your second caller named Milton by any chance?

[taxguykarl]

The first lady -- if the service is so terrible, then why are you staying with them?!? There are plenty of offers from other companies that will buy you out of your phone and transfer you over to them. So piss off and go find one.

She probably got fired as a custy from them already.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I really am amazed at people who actually use the phrase,"How dare you."

OMG WTF BBQ HDU

[Jay 2K Winger]

I really am amazed at people who actually use the phrase,"How dare you." It just sounds so stupid.

Applied appropriately, it can be hilarious.

As Twitter demonstrates.

[brucetiki]

I really am amazed at people who actually use the phrase,"How dare you." It just sounds so stupid. And people who try the "You WILL do this" crap...ugh. Get over yourself.

First thing that comes to my mind when someone says 'How dare you'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeXtx_Y-J88

[otakuneko]

You see he had taken one of our devices over to D-Mobile

*record scratch* Wait, WHAT?

and he was having problems.

Ya don't say! There's a reason there are actually separate manufactured versions for T-Mo/AT&T vs. Sprint/VZW. And it ain't money.

[Tee]

Before I read further, the post title immediately made me think, "With the lemons!"

Man, it can be years later, and yet your brain can still remember the darndest things.

[eltf177]

The first SC was a loon. I don't see that complaint going anywhere until she finally lets someone know the problem - which will be all in her head...

The second SC needs to be arrested for terrorist threats - things like this are taken very seriously now, and with Oregon fresh in everyone's mind... I hope your superiors aren't ignoring this!

[Hanzoku]

The last one is going to be the most fun, when the police show up at the address in California to arrest whatever dofus is involved in the stolen identity ring.

[flyonthewall]

My mom has this mini drum set for her office desk that is really fun. Like at stand up comedy shows, when the comedian says something funny they have a drum set go "Rah dah dah, DAH!" =D

"IMA CALL THE MEDIA!"
*Rah dah dah DAH*

[EvilEmpryss]

The first lady -- if the service is so terrible, then why are you staying with them?!? There are plenty of offers from other companies that will buy you out of your phone and transfer you over to them. So piss off and go find one.

Speaking of... the guy who's no longer a customer is just an idiot. You should have offered to help him by making him a customer again, and then let him have to pay his way out of the D-Mobile setup he ported his phone over to. I'm sure even without a contract that there are some fees associated with it somewhere.

[MoonCat]

I really am amazed at people who actually use the phrase,"How dare you." It just sounds so stupid. And people who try the "You WILL do this" crap...ugh. Get over yourself.

[Trixie]

The first lady must be an amateur since she only asked for $200. I mean really if the whole company is so horrible...jeez $200 to get rid of her is nothing. You don't want her going to the local media to say how horrible you and your whole company is!

[EricKei]

Guy gets mad again and says that's still insulting and apparently he makes more than $80 in the time it takes him to use the bathroom.

So...In other words, he's saying that he can afford the loss without even breaking a sweat, and therefore, doesn't need a credit at all. Problem solved!