Why do people like repeating themselves. Are their brains on skip. Don't they have any new material???
This youngish guy, maybe in his 20s, comes up with the biggest shiteating grin ever. He says in the best impression of Troy Mclure voice from the SImpsons "Hi! My Name is Dr. Annoying and I'm in room 606! I need a taxi for 6 am!" Like just grinning away.
Um ok. So I call one and it comes at 5:50. I call Dr. A's room and tell him that's it's here. He says ok.
At 6:02 he strolls out, still grinning away. He is damn lucky that the taxi didn't drive off. Usually people come after being told that it is here, but not Dr. A! What an ass.
So later, he's comes in about 2 am, still with that nonstop creepy ace ventura grin, and says, "Hi my name is Dr A and my key doens't work! My room SUCKS! My bill is all messed up! And I lost my phone!" Grin grin grinning away!
I managed a "Sorry bout that..." before fixing what I could. Which was just the keys.
"Noooo problem!" Grin grin grin.
I think only the joker grinned more than he did. Me thinks the Dr. was on drugs too much.
******
So I get a call at about 1 am, and it's a caller who has a reservation and wants to check on it. I tell her that the reservation was canceled and she FREAKS. Ok, well I'll just put a new one. Whoops, there isn't any more left.
"Ohnowellit'syourfault! Ididn'twantitcanceled, andnowIcan'tfindanother!" *gasssssp* "I'mgonnacryhowcouldyoudothis! Myflightplansarealreadymade! Thisroomwasguaranteed!" *Gasssp sob sob*
I said, "It wasn't me that canceled--"
"Ohnowellit'syourfault! Ididn'twantitcanceled, andnowIcan'tfindanother!" *gasssssp* "I'mgonnacryhowcouldyoudothis! Myflightplansarealreadymade! Thisroomwasguaranteed!" *Gasssp sob sob*
I said, "I'm sorry but there are no more double left--"
"Ohnowellit'syourfault! Ididn'twantitcanceled, andnowIcan'tfindanother!" *gasssssp* "I'mgonnacryhowcouldyoudothis! Myflightplansarealreadymade! Thisroomwasguaranteed!" *Gasssp sob sob*
I said, "Only the manager can help you but he not here--
"Ohnowellit'syourfault! Ididn'twantitcanceled, andnowIcan'tfindanother!" *gasssssp* "I'mgonnacryhowcouldyoudothis! Myflightplansarealreadymade! Thisroomwasguaranteed!" *Gasssp sob sob*
I said, "I'll call him and ask him what to do." I hangg up. Yay for being able to hang up!
But she calls again and again and again, bassically saying "Ohnowellit'syourfault! Ididn'twantitcanceled, andnowIcan'tfindanother!" *gasssssp* "I'mgonnacryhowcouldyoudothis! Myflightplansarealreadymade! Thisroomwasguaranteed!" *Gasssp sob sob* over and over again. I thought I was going to go mad!!!!
I did manage to call the manager and he said, "Tell her to f*** off, she's prolly a scammer" in a really sleepy pissed off voice before hanging up. Well ok then.
But that doesn't work, I'm glad to say this has a happy ending...sort of. After doing my audit between her yapping, I checked the computer again and lo and behold! Someone must've canceled their double and I was able to book her. Yay!
When she inevitably called again, I expected her to be thrilled, but all she said was "Ohnowellit'syourfault! Ididn'twantitcanceled, andnowIcan'tfindanother!" *gasssssp* "I'mgonnacryhowcouldyoudothis! Myflightplansarealreadymade! Thisroomwasguaranteed!" *Gasssp sob sob*
I said, "Ma'am LISTEN TO ME. I was able to get you that room you wanted."
She said, "Ohnowellit'syour-- huh? Is it at the same price?"
I said it was and phew she got it! Finally! She didn't call again! Actually, I don't know cuz it was time for me to leave! Yes this B**** kept bothering me for 6 hours straight! I should've told her to eff off like the manager said to. But woe is me, I'm too nice.
Sigh.
This youngish guy, maybe in his 20s, comes up with the biggest shiteating grin ever. He says in the best impression of Troy Mclure voice from the SImpsons "Hi! My Name is Dr. Annoying and I'm in room 606! I need a taxi for 6 am!" Like just grinning away.
Um ok. So I call one and it comes at 5:50. I call Dr. A's room and tell him that's it's here. He says ok.
At 6:02 he strolls out, still grinning away. He is damn lucky that the taxi didn't drive off. Usually people come after being told that it is here, but not Dr. A! What an ass.
So later, he's comes in about 2 am, still with that nonstop creepy ace ventura grin, and says, "Hi my name is Dr A and my key doens't work! My room SUCKS! My bill is all messed up! And I lost my phone!" Grin grin grinning away!
I managed a "Sorry bout that..." before fixing what I could. Which was just the keys.
"Noooo problem!" Grin grin grin.
I think only the joker grinned more than he did. Me thinks the Dr. was on drugs too much.
******
So I get a call at about 1 am, and it's a caller who has a reservation and wants to check on it. I tell her that the reservation was canceled and she FREAKS. Ok, well I'll just put a new one. Whoops, there isn't any more left.
"Ohnowellit'syourfault! Ididn'twantitcanceled, andnowIcan'tfindanother!" *gasssssp* "I'mgonnacryhowcouldyoudothis! Myflightplansarealreadymade! Thisroomwasguaranteed!" *Gasssp sob sob*
I said, "It wasn't me that canceled--"
"Ohnowellit'syourfault! Ididn'twantitcanceled, andnowIcan'tfindanother!" *gasssssp* "I'mgonnacryhowcouldyoudothis! Myflightplansarealreadymade! Thisroomwasguaranteed!" *Gasssp sob sob*
I said, "I'm sorry but there are no more double left--"
"Ohnowellit'syourfault! Ididn'twantitcanceled, andnowIcan'tfindanother!" *gasssssp* "I'mgonnacryhowcouldyoudothis! Myflightplansarealreadymade! Thisroomwasguaranteed!" *Gasssp sob sob*
I said, "Only the manager can help you but he not here--
"Ohnowellit'syourfault! Ididn'twantitcanceled, andnowIcan'tfindanother!" *gasssssp* "I'mgonnacryhowcouldyoudothis! Myflightplansarealreadymade! Thisroomwasguaranteed!" *Gasssp sob sob*
I said, "I'll call him and ask him what to do." I hangg up. Yay for being able to hang up!

But she calls again and again and again, bassically saying "Ohnowellit'syourfault! Ididn'twantitcanceled, andnowIcan'tfindanother!" *gasssssp* "I'mgonnacryhowcouldyoudothis! Myflightplansarealreadymade! Thisroomwasguaranteed!" *Gasssp sob sob* over and over again. I thought I was going to go mad!!!!

I did manage to call the manager and he said, "Tell her to f*** off, she's prolly a scammer" in a really sleepy pissed off voice before hanging up. Well ok then.
But that doesn't work, I'm glad to say this has a happy ending...sort of. After doing my audit between her yapping, I checked the computer again and lo and behold! Someone must've canceled their double and I was able to book her. Yay!
When she inevitably called again, I expected her to be thrilled, but all she said was "Ohnowellit'syourfault! Ididn'twantitcanceled, andnowIcan'tfindanother!" *gasssssp* "I'mgonnacryhowcouldyoudothis! Myflightplansarealreadymade! Thisroomwasguaranteed!" *Gasssp sob sob*
I said, "Ma'am LISTEN TO ME. I was able to get you that room you wanted."
She said, "Ohnowellit'syour-- huh? Is it at the same price?"
I said it was and phew she got it! Finally! She didn't call again! Actually, I don't know cuz it was time for me to leave! Yes this B**** kept bothering me for 6 hours straight! I should've told her to eff off like the manager said to. But woe is me, I'm too nice.
Sigh.



If it's any consolation, I posted as a warning, she's out there!! Don't be spineless!!!
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