I wan't it now daddy!

[Kiwi]

Our copy/print turn around is 24 hours. If you pay a fee you can express it, which means same day (3-7 hours).

The hissy fits people throw if we can't print it off right now, this minute, this SECOND. Waaddaya mean you can't print off 5 pages right now?

Well yes it only takes me 30 seconds to print it. But see this order form, and this one, and this one, and all the rest of them. They are ahead of you and give me 5 minutes for each.... that's at least 90 minutes.

And now you have been an ass I have no reason to put you ahead of everyone else..... so tomorrow is 2pm any good? No? Then take your Veruca Salt ass out of my store.

[gerund]

The hissy fits people throw if we can't print it off right now, this minute, this SECOND. Waaddaya mean you can't print off 5 pages right now?

Salesman: This turbo Barbecue can cook an entire buffalo in 15 seconds.

Homer Simpson: 15 seconds? Awwww I wanted it NOW!

[Argabarga]

There's a commercial print shop here in town that's apparently gotten quite fed up with these folks, because on the front door is large sign:

STOP!

Our minimum order is "X" copes

Our minimum turnaround is 24 hours

Our minimum charge is $"X"

Kinkos is ----> that way

:P