The backstory on this is a woman that I utterly despise. From what was literally the very first time I met her she has shown an inability to give clear instructions, she is always ambiguous and makes questions essential. The fact that she's a rude, condescending bitch and that ambiguous people are one of my biggest peeves makes her one of my most hated persons.
Typically her ambiguity involves saying "this and that go, this and that can stay" while pointing at things right beside each other, or telling us to move "the chair" in a room with 10 different chairs, or of course the good old incorrect and/or made up name for something followed by the "what? you don't know what that is???" This was a new one though. I've got a written workorder telling me to "move back the idea from our storage room back to the 4th floor meeting room". How exactly am I supposed to move a thought? Am I supposed to crack open that skull of yours and move the empty contents?
What kind of a fucking moron is this woman? How can she expect anybody to understand what she meant here? Her problem is that she is so narcissistic that she truly believes that each of her thoughts are so brilliant that they are the only logical thought that can be concluded. Therefore anybody who can't understand her precise meaning is obviously a moron.
Anyways, the "idea" that she wanted moved is more commonly referred to as a meeting room table. When she broke it down to the english that us regular mortals use, it was actually understandable. My best guess for how she came up with the moronic initial instruction was because the wanted it moved into the room to get an "idea" of how it would fit in there. Intelligent people do this with a tape measure and a brain, but when you're a moron, and you've got slaves at your beck and call, you don't need to go to intelligent measures.
Typically her ambiguity involves saying "this and that go, this and that can stay" while pointing at things right beside each other, or telling us to move "the chair" in a room with 10 different chairs, or of course the good old incorrect and/or made up name for something followed by the "what? you don't know what that is???" This was a new one though. I've got a written workorder telling me to "move back the idea from our storage room back to the 4th floor meeting room". How exactly am I supposed to move a thought? Am I supposed to crack open that skull of yours and move the empty contents?
What kind of a fucking moron is this woman? How can she expect anybody to understand what she meant here? Her problem is that she is so narcissistic that she truly believes that each of her thoughts are so brilliant that they are the only logical thought that can be concluded. Therefore anybody who can't understand her precise meaning is obviously a moron.
Anyways, the "idea" that she wanted moved is more commonly referred to as a meeting room table. When she broke it down to the english that us regular mortals use, it was actually understandable. My best guess for how she came up with the moronic initial instruction was because the wanted it moved into the room to get an "idea" of how it would fit in there. Intelligent people do this with a tape measure and a brain, but when you're a moron, and you've got slaves at your beck and call, you don't need to go to intelligent measures.
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