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    Continuing my tradition of ruining one Christmas a year

    This SC pitched a fit cuz we were sold out of Advent Calenders. Um, it's December already; most shops sell out at that point. Apparently, I not only ruined her Christmas but also her entire life.
    People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
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    Wow...it feels good to know you have that kind of power doesn't it

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    • #3
      It's already December and you've only ruined ONE Christmas? Sounds like you're slacking.
      Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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      • #4
        Quoth wolfie View Post
        It's already December and you've only ruined ONE Christmas? Sounds like you're slacking.
        If I were drinking something right now....I would have definitly broken rule #1.

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        • #5
          Quoth wolfie View Post
          Sounds like you're slacking.
          There's a quota?
          I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

          Who is John Galt?
          -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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          • #6
            Quoth taxguykarl View Post
            There's a quota?
            I think of it more as a goal.
            "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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            • #7
              That's one bad thing about being retired. I don't have as many opportunities to ruin Christmas. Well, at least for strangers. Now for family and friends......
              "They gave me a badge with my name on it. In case I forget who I am." Dr Who - Closing Time

              "I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage-Mythbusters

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              • #8
                Quoth wolfie View Post
                It's already December and you've only ruined ONE Christmas? Sounds like you're slacking.
                Actually, based on the OP...

                Quoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
                Apparently, I not only ruined her Christmas but also her entire life.
                ...it sounds like they ruined ALL Christmases.

                I think we have a new all-time winner, folks.
                PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

                There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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                • #9
                  You had better get busy - you have a lot more Christmases to ruin and a limited amount of time to do it
                  "I guess they see another cash cow just waiting to be dry humped." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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                  • #10
                    Quoth wolfie View Post
                    It's already December and you've only ruined ONE Christmas? Sounds like you're slacking.
                    Nope; I ruined the SC's life. That's a hell of a lot of Christmases ruined, right?
                    People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
                    My DeviantArt.

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                    • #11
                      Oddly enough, I haven't ruined any Christmases yet. I'm still getting blamed for ruined Thanksgivings though. Does that count?

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                      • #12
                        I ruined someone's year, but that's not as good as a whole life.
                        "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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                        • #13
                          Tell him to go to Starbucks, they have advent calendars on sale. They were a touch expensive to start with but now they're getting affordable. Also, delicious.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Slave to the Phone View Post
                            Oddly enough, I haven't ruined any Christmases yet. I'm still getting blamed for ruined Thanksgivings though. Does that count?
                            It's worth a few points I imagine.

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                            • #15
                              You're a great one, Madam Grinch. You put shoppers in their place.

                              They'll rant and rave you ruined their Christmas, but they failed the advent calender race. Madam Grinch . . .

                              You all know the words, sing along.
                              Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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