"Sure, I'll pay for your groceries--if you'll pay my rent!"
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Quoth XCashier View PostBut seriously, does that finagling for free groceries ever work anywhere?"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor
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Quoth Dreamstalker View PostIf you complain and scream loud enough when Shithead is on duty at my store, yesI don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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I once had a customer who said, in all serious, "Can you pay for my petrol?" I replied that since I couldn't afford to run a car, it was unlikely in this lifetime.
In reality, I don't drive cuz I live within walking distance of work, but I figured this way worked better as the customer immediately dropped the subject in embarrassment.
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Quoth XCashier View PostI can see how he earned that nickname.
Silent--A lot of SCs must think that grocery employees get some massive discount/perks like other retail slaves. Or they make so little they know all sorts of 'tricks' to get stuff for free and will happily risk their job just to stick it to the company. One of my comebacks for that is "So you'll support my family after I get fired? No? Okay then.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor
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