There's this one guy we have dubbed "Mr Sex Time" :/ Without getting into Fratching, he is not a native English speaker. Every time he comes in, he has to tell us that he is a "new wedded" and then goes into a long explanation about some sexual difficulty he and his wife are having. (Sorry, forgot to say we are a drugstore, so we do sell products for sexual difficulties as well as sexual pleasure.) Anyway, every single conversation starts with "I am new wedded and I want to have the sex time with my wife" ... and then proceeds into whatever particular difficulty they are having that week. I'm not even going to begin to squeak you all out with the numerous problems they have had in the past year :/
So, to the SC part of the story. Our store closes at 10pm, every night. Has for 5 years. We close at 10pm, but on Saturday, the crew stays until midnight to put up the sale that starts Sunday (moving products around, tagging merchandise, etc.)
Along about 11:30pm Saturday night, we are all busily working, counting down the minutes until we can go home - for some of us Saturday is an 11 hour shift. Mr Sex Time arrives and starts banging on the door. I tell him (through the door) we're closed. He keeps banging. I repeat, we're closed. He says ..... "No you are there! I can see you! I just need ONE thing!"
I tell him one more time we are closed and pull out my phone to call the police. He starts yelling "I just need one thing!!!!!!!!!" I tell him I am calling the police, as he is trespassing (since we're a private company, closed, and I have all women working here that night at 11:30pm). He repeats several times "I just need one thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then gives up and goes away.
I completed the call to the police, because you can't be too careful. They show up within 5 minutes (it's a small town and evidently a slow Saturday night). They tell me I did the right thing and the next time he shows up after hours, they will "escort" him off the property.
Sorry for the threadjack :/
So, to the SC part of the story. Our store closes at 10pm, every night. Has for 5 years. We close at 10pm, but on Saturday, the crew stays until midnight to put up the sale that starts Sunday (moving products around, tagging merchandise, etc.)
Along about 11:30pm Saturday night, we are all busily working, counting down the minutes until we can go home - for some of us Saturday is an 11 hour shift. Mr Sex Time arrives and starts banging on the door. I tell him (through the door) we're closed. He keeps banging. I repeat, we're closed. He says ..... "No you are there! I can see you! I just need ONE thing!"
I tell him one more time we are closed and pull out my phone to call the police. He starts yelling "I just need one thing!!!!!!!!!" I tell him I am calling the police, as he is trespassing (since we're a private company, closed, and I have all women working here that night at 11:30pm). He repeats several times "I just need one thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then gives up and goes away.
I completed the call to the police, because you can't be too careful. They show up within 5 minutes (it's a small town and evidently a slow Saturday night). They tell me I did the right thing and the next time he shows up after hours, they will "escort" him off the property.
Sorry for the threadjack :/
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