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Spellcheck strikes again? (dalesys, always dalesys...)Quoth eltf177 View PostI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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I remember a debate about tort reform. One of the proposals was to have the ability to sue lawyers for filing frivolous lawsuits. One reason against that proposal was that lawyers would have to consider if the lawsuit had merit.Quoth Argabarga View PostWell, I guess it's time for the company's Martian Death Ray Lawyer to earn his money, but I don't think he'll exactly be breaking a sweat to do it.
NEXT!!!
A lawyer would have to give careful consideration filing lawsuit is a DOWNSIDE?
This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.Comment
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Oh shelled one, we all wish we could write like Argabarga!! (Well, we do have a number of people here who are also on his level, but it's true for most of us.)Quoth Sparklyturtle View Post“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John RogersComment
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I'm a bit cynical, I started thinking that as soon as he started blaming the company. But to be fair, I also think all of our customers are lying and trying to cheat us.Quoth wolfie View PostThe good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it. - Neil deGrasse TysonComment
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No, no, we have that one in reserve for something else. The sort of thing that could result in liability if we're not careful. Hope we never need to use it.(dalesys, always dalesys...)
"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
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"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
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