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Summertime Sadness
Summertime Sadness
It's summertime and our walls are crying and I'm sad. What makes me sadder than anything? SCs! And what makes SCs so sucky? Stupidity!
Worst Excuse for Smoking Eva
You're a smoker in a non smoking hotel. And whoops! You've been caught by the maids cleaning your room. Do you:
A: Deny it and say that you've only smoked outside, and the wind must've blown your smoke back into your room.
B: Admit it and silently pay the fee for cleaning.
c: Say that you've smoked in your car on the way over here, and that's why your room and the hallway smells heavily of smoke.
D: Smoke in the hallway of our 100% non smoking hotel, but swear up and down that you shouldn't pay and call all the other customers complaining about your smell crazy.
If you picked A, B, AND D, you're this D Member! Security cams caught her smelly self smoking in the halls.
He's Baaaacckkkk!!!
You come to your hotel at 4 am and gasp! There's no one at the desk. Do you:
A: Call the desk
B: Yell out Hello!!!
C: Walk around for 5 min, saying nothing, and then complain to the GM that no one was there for 55 min. Yes you lie because you're an lying ass.
If you picked C, then you're Crazy CIA Guy! Don't these important gubermint agencies make them take psychology tests before hiring them?
Vay cay Shun? Wuzzat?
You are a long term stay, so you know everyone who stays there by face. You go to breakfast and gasp! There's a man there in wrinkled clothes and messy hair! How uncouth! You see the front desk person is helping someone. Do you:
A: Butt in and insist the front desk to throw him out because he clearly homeless.
B: Mind your beeswax.
C: Mention it to the GM later.
If you chose A, you're this businessman SC! He just didn't get the concept that some people were on vacation and they didn't wear business suits to breakfast like he.
Credit Auth People!!! It's Important!!!!
So you want to pay for someone else to stay there. Do you:'
A: Book a room, claim it's for you, give your credit card and claim that you've pre paid.
B: Realize that this isn't allowed unless you fill out a form
C: Yell at the front desk employee over and over that you've paid already even though your statement says nothing and you have no receipt. Phone auth should be good enough!
If you picked A and C, you're the nasty Moron on the Phone! Seriously, credit cards are taken seriously over here and you must follow the rules or GTFO.
It's summertime and our walls are crying and I'm sad. What makes me sadder than anything? SCs! And what makes SCs so sucky? Stupidity!
Worst Excuse for Smoking Eva
You're a smoker in a non smoking hotel. And whoops! You've been caught by the maids cleaning your room. Do you:
A: Deny it and say that you've only smoked outside, and the wind must've blown your smoke back into your room.
B: Admit it and silently pay the fee for cleaning.
c: Say that you've smoked in your car on the way over here, and that's why your room and the hallway smells heavily of smoke.
D: Smoke in the hallway of our 100% non smoking hotel, but swear up and down that you shouldn't pay and call all the other customers complaining about your smell crazy.
If you picked A, B, AND D, you're this D Member! Security cams caught her smelly self smoking in the halls.
He's Baaaacckkkk!!!
You come to your hotel at 4 am and gasp! There's no one at the desk. Do you:
A: Call the desk
B: Yell out Hello!!!
C: Walk around for 5 min, saying nothing, and then complain to the GM that no one was there for 55 min. Yes you lie because you're an lying ass.
If you picked C, then you're Crazy CIA Guy! Don't these important gubermint agencies make them take psychology tests before hiring them?
Vay cay Shun? Wuzzat?
You are a long term stay, so you know everyone who stays there by face. You go to breakfast and gasp! There's a man there in wrinkled clothes and messy hair! How uncouth! You see the front desk person is helping someone. Do you:
A: Butt in and insist the front desk to throw him out because he clearly homeless.
B: Mind your beeswax.
C: Mention it to the GM later.
If you chose A, you're this businessman SC! He just didn't get the concept that some people were on vacation and they didn't wear business suits to breakfast like he.
Credit Auth People!!! It's Important!!!!
So you want to pay for someone else to stay there. Do you:'
A: Book a room, claim it's for you, give your credit card and claim that you've pre paid.
B: Realize that this isn't allowed unless you fill out a form
C: Yell at the front desk employee over and over that you've paid already even though your statement says nothing and you have no receipt. Phone auth should be good enough!
If you picked A and C, you're the nasty Moron on the Phone! Seriously, credit cards are taken seriously over here and you must follow the rules or GTFO.
Meanwhile the poor cleaning staff have to extra clean her room, and the halls, and we had to give discounts to her unhappy neighbors..
Just shaddup all ready, it's not our fault!!! We get it!!! It stinks!!!
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