Playoff ramblings...

[Broomjockey]

THIS IS PLAYOFFS!

I don't think I even need to make the joke here.

On topic: I hate it when people think they can show up 10 minutes late and behave like they should get the best everything because they deigned to show up at all. GRR! *shakes the fist of doom at said peoples*

[RichS]

If you work in the same arena I'm thinking of, I feel your pain. Drivers suddenly forget to ignore people and signs when they enter the arena parking, especially at the end of the game. I usually wait 30 minutes before I even attempt to get out.

One thing I remember - after a playoff game 3 years ago, I was walking to my van when I heard a bunch of glass breaking. Hopefully it was just some bottles - I didn't pay attention because I was busy running to my van at that point.

To the idiot who tried to get me in trouble: Bear in mind that you are a jackass. Do not come to the game 30 minutes after the game started expecting a handicap spot. THIS IS PLAYOFFS!

Even I know better than that - I always get there at least an hour before tip-off for the regular season, because the last playoff game I went to, I messed up on directions and got there 10 minutes late - I was lucky to even get a spot!

Don't worry, I'm not one of the idiots - lucky I was able to go this year, the last game of the season. Big thanks to the cashier at the North entrance who, when I got to him, gave me a parking pass into the (special) lot that the person ahead of him gave him!

[rvdammit]

I have a plan!

You'll need a few key switches, a drill and a way to make signs. Install the key switches on the barrels. Print signs saying "Warning Barrels Are Electrified. We Are Not Liable For Injuries Incurred In Attempts To Move Barrels"

For extra bonus points rig the key switches up to an on/off light.

Swat idiots to save them from electrocution.

[ArenaBoy]

To the numerous idiots I had to deal with in the South Lot: No, you cannot park in that space. Why? Do you see the big car that was taking up two spaces? You're still gonna go for it? Go ahead. I need a laugh.

To the idiot who tried to get me in trouble: Bear in mind that you are a jackass. Do not come to the game 30 minutes after the game started expecting a handicap spot. THIS IS PLAYOFFS! Spots fill up quickly and by quickly I mean we don't even have enough by the time the game starts. You came late. Yes I can see the handicap sticker but guess what? We're full. And don't patronize me. Also I found it funny that after I left, you in all your rage backed into someone. What I didn't like was the numerous lies you were telling my coworkers when they were reporting it. I was ready to rip you apart for that.

To the idiot who just had to get his question answered before getting to the cashiers: What is wrong with waiting 30 seconds before getting to the cashiers and asking your question? You're holding up traffic because of this!

To the idiots at chains: Don't you ever and I mean ever try and move those barrels right in front of me. I'm not that stupid. Also, you will be shocked if you find me running towards you at a blur because I caught you trying to move the barrels. Don't play dumb, don't rant about how much you pay because I don't give a shit!


*Come on places I applied to, CALL ME BACK!!! I need to get out of there!