Like pulling freaking teeth

[Slave to the Phone]

Someone pranked me like that...took a screen shot, moved all my icons and didn't fess up until (due to my loud complaints) everyone knew for sure that I had left my comp unlocked.

Somehow, a few months down the road, he accidently sent a "private" email to all of the minions in the office instead of privately confessing his up-to-now unknown love for another co-worker. (It truly was a masterpiece considering the short time I had from opportunity to hitting the send all button.)

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

[Ghel]

I had a call this morning from one of our "problem" customers. He wasn't clear what his issue was with his computer, except "all the things that have been installed in the last 6 months." Worse, we're not tech support. We're a bank. At first, I thought he was having issues with online banking. But no, it's the computer itself. So when he said he was going to contact a local tech support place, I said, "you do that." He just wanted to make sure we knew he was getting his computer fixed/updated. As if we should care.