Did your Thursday...
...involve a dwarf?
...involve a dwarf on oxygen carting around a tank bigger than they were, and another dwarf who was an amputee?
...involve these dwarves because the kitchen meth lab blew up and killed grandma?
...involve a woman in a cow pasture jumping up and down, barefoot, in the biggest, freshest cow plop she could find, screaming at the CPS investigator that, "I ain't afraid of you, you dumb fucking bitch?"
...involve a man wailing in the parking lot because his wife, who also managed an ice cream shop, got arrested for prostitution and now his pipeline of free ice cream cakes has dried up?
If not, then I'm sorry to inform you that your Thursday was not as interesting as mine was this week.
...involve a dwarf?
...involve a dwarf on oxygen carting around a tank bigger than they were, and another dwarf who was an amputee?
...involve these dwarves because the kitchen meth lab blew up and killed grandma?
...involve a woman in a cow pasture jumping up and down, barefoot, in the biggest, freshest cow plop she could find, screaming at the CPS investigator that, "I ain't afraid of you, you dumb fucking bitch?"
...involve a man wailing in the parking lot because his wife, who also managed an ice cream shop, got arrested for prostitution and now his pipeline of free ice cream cakes has dried up?
If not, then I'm sorry to inform you that your Thursday was not as interesting as mine was this week.
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