Not sucky so much as ... WTF ...

[Pixelated]

So I'm training at The Mothership. Getting the hang of the till, and I actually really like that part (although I do tend to mentally curse out people who want one of our sandwiches ... but mostly because I haven't yet memorized the various labels, nor where they are in the damn fridge). Doing general grunt work is great too.

Making the drinks? Just shoot me now, okay?

However, this is from my time on the till. Guy is in doing something to our refrigerated food display. He's crouched down on the floor to do his work. Older woman is paying at my till for her drink.

OW: "Oh, he's working on the fridge?"

Me: "Yes. Just a quick maintenance job." (No idea whether this is true, but who cares ...)

OW: "Well, at least I can't see his butt! HAHA!"

Me: "Ahhaha ... uh ..."

She was referring, I guess, to the fact his jeans fitted properly ...
Also, he was close enough to hear her comment. I don't know whether he did.

OMG, lady, just pay for your drink and GET AWAY FROM MY TILL!!

[Slayer]

Sounds like a poorly done plumber joke to me, although usually people say butt crack instead. Still weird to say to a stranger.

[csquared]

There is a cure for that!

Crack Spackle!

[dalesys]

...Crack Spackle!

Kill it with flame! Nice spackle pop, lice crispies.