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  • #16
    Quoth Argabarga View Post
    You've got a lawyer, huh?

    Only one?

    I got six

    Tied up, in the basement.

    If they're good, I may let them out, but every time I go down there, it's all "I'LL SUE! I'LL SUE YOU FOR THIS!!!"
    I hope you're charging each one of them the standard daily storage fee for each day they are down there.
    "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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    • #17
      Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
      I hope you're charging each one of them the standard daily storage fee for each day they are down there.
      No, Lawyers (an archaic spelling of the plural of a common four letter word) are classified as hazardous materials, special storage and handling required.) Socket to them. Bzzt! Bzzt! Bzzt!
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • #18
        Quoth Ironclad Alibi View Post
        I hope you're charging each one of them the standard daily storage fee for each day they are down there.
        Is the fee applied before or after it puts the lotion on its skin?
        Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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        • #19
          Quoth protege View Post
          Is the fee applied before or after it puts the lotion on its skin?
          Since we're talking about lawyers, you apply the fee both before and after.
          "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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