Song Lyrics About SCs... & The Retailers Who Hate Them!

[ArenaBoy]

Living Colour - Glamour Boys (This song is about the VIPs I dealt with)

The glamour boys swear they are a diva
The glamour boys have it all under control
Always dancing and always laughing
The glamour boys are playing the role

The glamour boys never have no money
The glamour boys wear the most expensive clothes
The glamour boys are always at the party
Where the money comes from heaven only knows

I ain't no glamour boy - I'M FIERCE
I ain't no glamour boy - (snap)
I ain't no glamour boy - I'M FIERCE
I ain't no glamour boy

The glamour boys live off their ambition
The glamour boys have it all figured out
A very, very dubious position
When you got no clout

The glamour boys whole life is a gamble
They might get over or fall flat on their face
But if one does, there's no need to worry
Another G-Boy will take this place

I ain't no glamour boy - I'M FIERCE

The glamour boys don't think tomorrow
The glamour boys just need tonight to play
But just like things you can't afford on credit
Time catches up and you have to pay

The glamour boys are always on the guest list
You'll always find them in the hottest spots in town
They'll be your friend if you have fame or fortune
If you don't they won't be hanging 'round

I ain't no glamour boy - I'm FIERCE

Guns N' Roses - Out Ta Get Me: For one of those days where the SCs come in droves.

Been hidin' out
And layin' low
It's nothing new ta me
Well you can always find a place to go
If you can keep your sanity
They break down the doors
And they rape my rights but
They won't touch me
They scream and yell
And fight all night
You can't tell me
I lose my head
I close my eyes
They won't touch me
'Cause I got somethin'
I been buildin' up inside
For so fuckin' long
Chorus:
They're out ta get me
They won't catch me
I'm innocent
They won't break me
Sometimes it's easy to forget where you're goin'
Sometimes it's harder to leave
And evrytime you think you know just what you're doin'
That's when your troubles exceed
They push me in a corner
Just to get me to fight but
They won't touch me
They preach and yell
And fight all night
You can't tell me
I lose my head
I close my eyes
They won't touch me
'Cause I got somethin'
I been buildin' up inside
I'm already gone
Chorus
Some people got a chip on their shoulder
An some would say it was me
But I didn't buy that fifth of whiskey
That you gave me
So I'd be quick to disagree
Chorus
They're out ta get me
They won't catch me
I'm innocent
So you can
Suck me
Take that one to heart

And finally Faith No More's We Care A Lot, for those SCs who expect us to give a shit!

We care a lot
about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees
about Los Angeles falling in the sea
about starvation and the food that Live Aid bought
about disease, baby, Rock Hudson, Rock...Yeah!

We care a lot
about the gamblers and the pushers and the freaks
about the people who live off the street
about the welfare of all the boys and girls
about you people cause we're out to save the world

Yeah!

And it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it!

We care a lot
about the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines
about the NY, SF, and LAPD
about you people, about your guns
about the wars you're fighting
gee, that looks like fun

We care a lot
about the Cabbage Patch, The Smurfs, and DMC
about Madonna and we cop for Mr.T
about the little things, the bigger things we top
about you people, yeah, you bet we care a lot

And it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it....

[XCashier]

Well, if you Google for her name, the song title, and the word buy, you'll find a lot of different options, including where to get the album. I happen to have that CD sitting on my desk at home.

The CD is called "Trapped in the Body of a White Girl". The song is also in the movie Earth Girls Are Easy in the Additional Scenes menu on the DVD. Funny stuff!

[Andara Bledin]

Is there a place to download that?

Well, if you Google for her name, the song title, and the word buy, you'll find a lot of different options, including where to get the album. I happen to have that CD sitting on my desk at home.

^-.-^

[Lace Neil Singer]

Only song that comes to mind right now is Skid Row's Slave To The Grind. For obvious reasons. XD

[Brynhild]

Or, if you've dealt with a particularly brain-rotted customer, you could try this comic gem from Julie Brown:

Is there a place to download that?

[Brynhild]

My friend Rain (yes, I know I use that phrase a lot, but she's really the more clever of the two of us, and since she's not a member of this board - yet - I feel the need to pass on her words of wisdom) wrote a song after she finished working a seasonal job at Cedar Point:

I don't have to say, "You can't use that ticket for him."
I don't have to say, "You can't bring your water in."
No more people spitting off the Sky Ride.
I don't have to sell those stupid Ride-and-Slides.

I don't have to put up with those bitchy supervisors.
If you lose your kid, I don't have to find her.
If you have a question, I don't have to know.
I don't have to tell you when's the 10 o'clock light show!

I don't work here anymore,
I don't work here anymore,
I don't work here anymore,
and you people still have to!

[Anastriel]

I Hate Everyone by Get Set Go

Some stupid chick in the checkout line
Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes
And some old man who clipped coupons
Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one
All I wanted to was buy some cigarettes
But I couldn't take it anymore so I left

I hate everyone (4x)

All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

Some guy at work really ticked me off by telling me that I was doing it wrong
I was the one who was doing the work, but the big stupid jerk, he drove me beserk
All I want to do is smoke a cigarette
but I couldn't take it any more so I quitI hate everyone (4x)

All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

I bet you think I'm kidding
But I promise you its true
I hate most everybody
But most of all I hate
Oh, I hate you

All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
And the people in the east, I hate you all
And the people I hate least, I hate you all
And the people in the west, I hate you all
And the people I like best, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

This is the clean version. What I love about this song, is it is sung in such a happy cheerful tone. It reminds me of helping SC with a big smile but inside I'm singing this song.

[XCashier]

The last chorus to "Keep the Customer Satisfied" by Simon and Garfunkel

It's the same old story
Everywhere I go,
I get slandered,
Libeled,
I hear words I never heard
In the Bible
And I'm so tired,
I'm oh so tired
But I'm trying to keep my customers satisfied,
Satisfied.

Or, if you've dealt with a particularly brain-rotted customer, you could try this comic gem from Julie Brown:

I Like 'em Big and Stupid

When I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say last call
I start shopping for a Neanderthal

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

{Refrain}
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid

What kind of guy does a lot for me
A Superman with a lobotomy
My father's outa Harvard
My brother's outa Yale
But the guy I took home last night
Just got outa jail

The way he grabbed and threw me, ooh it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me, I hope he had his shots

The bigger they are the harder they'll work
I got a soft spot for a good lookin' jerk

{Refrain}

I met a guy, who drives a truck
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link
He's so stupid you know what he said
Well I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid

The bigger they come the harder I fall
In love 'til we're done then they're out in the hall

{Refrain}

I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and

[Sliceanddice]

Somewhere over the Rainbow

I know its corny but it makes me feel better...

Somewhere over the rainbow
Way up high,
There's a land that I heard of
Once in a lullaby.
Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue,
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true.

Someday I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far
Behind me.
Where troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Bluebirds fly.
Birds fly over the rainbow.
Why then, oh why can't I?

If happy little bluebirds fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh why can't I?

and of course.....

Save me
Unwritten Law....

Oh oh does it help

Unwritten Law - Save Me Lyrics


Had a bad day, don't talk to me,
I'm gonna ride this out,
My little black heart, breaks apart,
With your big mouth.

And I'm sick of my sickness
Don't touch me, you'll get this.
I'm useless, lazy, perverted,
And you hate me.

You can't save me,
You can't change me,
Well I'm waiting for my wake-up call,
And everything, everything's my fault.

Went to the doctor, and I asked her,
To make this stop. (whoa)
Got medication, a new addiction,
Fucking thanks a lot.

I had a relapse, I'm back at rehab
It ruins everything. (whoa)
So point your finger, at the singer,
He's in the pharmacy.

You can't save me,
You can't change me,
Well I'm waiting for my wake-up call,
And everything's my fault.

You can't save me,
You can't blame me,
Well I'm waiting here to take a fall,
And everything, and everything's my fault.

And I'm a death threat haven't slept yet,
Baby why the wake up call
I'm the bad boy tell the tabloids
Everything's my fault.

Whoa whoa whoa yeah, write it, write it,
Whoa Whoa whoa everything's my fault,
Everything's my fault.

I went to heaven, but couldn't get in,
For what I have done.
I said forsake me, he said you're crazy
You had too much fun.

You can't save me,
You can't change me,
Well I'm waiting for my wake-up call,
And everything's my fault.

You can't save me,
You can't blame me,
Well I'm waiting here to take a fall,
And everything, everything's my fault.

You can't save me,
You can't change me, (everythings my fault)
You can't save me,
You can't change me, (everythings my fault)
You can't save me,
You can't change me, (everything's my fault)
You can't save me,
You can't change me,
Everything's my fault

and one more....

Say Anything
Little Girls

Oh boy the children i wish to do kill
This song can be violent and desturbing

Say Anything Little Girls Lyrics
I kill, kill, kill little girls.
I kill, kill, kill little girls.
It's such a thrill, thrill, thrill to the world
when i kill, kill, kill little girls.

Don't you come near me.
Don't you come close to me.
Why don't you fear me?
Don't dance so close to me.
Don't you come near me.
Don't you come close to me.
Because they wont let me stop now.

I hate, hate, hate what you are.
(You're so pretty when you fly right by.)
I hate, hate, hate what you are.
(I want to flush out your family line.)
Cuz i'm the punk rock, punk rock star!
(You're everything I despise.)
I hate, hate, hate what you are.

Don't you come near me.
Don't you come close to me.
Why don't you fear me?
Don't dance so close to me.
Don't you come near me.
Don't you come close to me.
Because they wont let me stop now.
Because I wont stop, can't stop now.

The last 12 hours of my day,
but it's okay,
just black it out.
Evil things in my pants
forever fearing contact.
Woah, yeah!

Woah!
Now i know why i wanna be left alone.
Last 12 hours of my day,
but it's okay,
just black it out.

I'm a psycho!
Woah!
I'm a psycho!
Woah!

Don't you come near me. (I'm a psycho. Whoa!)
Don't come close to me. (I'm a psycho. Whoa! )
Why don't you fear me? (I'm a psycho. Whoa!)
Don't dance so close to me. (I'm a psycho. Whoa!)

Because they won't let me stop now.
Because I wont stop, can't stop now.
Because they won't let me stop now.
No.

[Demonoid Phenomenon]

I don't know these songs, but I find that any Marilyn Manson CD serves the same purpose pretty well.
The beautiful people...the beautiful people...

[Jack T. Chance]

Time to resurrect another "classic" topic from a few board versions ago, one that went over very well in the past!

Yes folks, it's time once again to post your favorite song lyrics that speak about your feelings towards Sucky Customers, and express your true hatred towards them!

I am, as some of you know, a long time metalhead. And let me tell ya, there are some AWESOME metal songs that speak volumes about my hatred for SCs! Most people, when they think of the band Staind, think of the band's extremely popular power ballads such as "Outside" and "It's Been Awhile". But only us real good fans know that when the band first hit the scene, with their first 2 albums, Tormented (their self-published debut that you can NOT find in any stores) and Dysfunction, they were one of the hardest bands around, with EXTREMELY dark lyrics. Hence, this song, the first track on Tormented...

WARNING! EXPLICIT LYRICS AHEAD! TO READ THE LYRICS BELOW, YOU MUST SWIPE THE "BLANK" AREA WITH YOUR CURSOR! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DO NOT READ THE LYRICS BELOW!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!

"Tolerate" by Staind

(It's been like this forever...
No more...
I hate my fucking life.)

I don't give a fuck
about all of your problems
I could give a rat's ass
how you're feeling today
Take your worldly advice
and shove it straight up your ass
Thanks for coming around
to fuck up my day

I try
to tolerate
Good-bye
Take me
Take me
Take me
Take me

Look at you, I can't,
you don't see the whole picture
Take my bed of dirt,
cold and empty I'll stay
What's the point of trying
to stay above the surface?
Take my life from me,
help me to ease my pain

I try
to tolerate
Good-bye
Empty

Try to see the way around you
I can't find it!
Try to take the path behind me
Can't rewind it!
Stick your finger in my face, yeah!
I will break it!
Leave me with an aftertaste, yeah!
I live for it!

I try
to tolerate
Good-bye
Empty
Empty
Empty
Empty

Try to tolerate
Try to tolerate
Try to tolerate
Try to tolerate

(I cannot tolerate,
cannot tolerate my life
I cannot tolerate,
cannot tolerate my life
I cannot tolerate,
cannot tolerate my life
I cannot tolerate,
cannot tolerate my life)

Here's another great song that absolutely sums up my hatred for SCs!

And yep, once again we have an EXPLICIT LYRICS WARNING!

"I F***ing Hate You" by Godsmack

For everything you do,
I'd like to swallow you
And everyday I'm gonna blame you
And even if you justify
every fucking bullshit lie,
it only makes me want to break you

You pull me down
and you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'

'Cause I fucking hate you!
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me

When you repeatedly
take advantage of me,
the only thought I get of you sickens me
Everybody knows you're fake
You're everything I fucking hate
And I'm everything that you could never be

You pull me down
and you crucify my name
You make me insane
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'

'Cause I fucking hate you!
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
I fucking hate you!
You're such a liar
I love to hate you
You're all the same to me
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you
Rah!

You pull me down
and you crucify my name
You make me insane!
It's broken now
Don't ever look my way
Don't even think I'm playin'!

'Cause I fucking hate you!
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you!
You're all the same to me
And I fucking hate you!
You're such a liar
And I love to hate you!
You're all the same to me
Fuck you! (fuck you)
Fuck you! (fuck you)
Fuck you! (fuck you)
Fuck you! (fuck you)

After a long, stressful day dealing with Sucky Customers (such as the vultures I had to deal with en masse today due to our Store Closing Sale), these are 2 of the songs I crank up and sing along with to vent my anger and frustration.

More to come later...