Also could be called “why automatic doors are a bad thing to have during a zombie apocalypse”... but I felt that was too long so I made a bad joke.
So there’s a lady who likes to buy food to feed the deer in her area. Not a problem when she fed them at home. Shits given were exactly zero. Not that the deer need feeding here because there are so damn many if they were less ‘cute’ they would be called a plague rather then just a menace.
Now, did you here about the zombie deer problem in the states?
You can guess where this is going. It’s no longer just the states apparently.
Little old lady decided she was going to feed them in the green strip between the parking lot and the road since it’s so close to her house but not THAT close ya know? And she was trying to grow a garden this year and don’t you know the deer were eating her plants! (As deer tend to do)
But the deer that she had been going to feed weren’t her usual and she came into the store to tell us there was something ‘off’ about the deer.
Twenty minutes later the deer decided tell us themselves...
Did I mention the deer look like this (warning kinda creepy? Not graphic in the sense of bloody or open wounds but still graphic and NSFW) -> https://images.app.goo.gl/t4Kws9qUQEiiYUg39 (disclaimer because I have no faith in humanity figuring this out on their own: image from the google gods and is not my own)
Thus we were forced to close and people were called and came and done shit that I don’t know because I went home. I only want to play with zombies if it’s post apocalyptic scenario and I have an valid get out of jail card for shooting them.
But we were opened the next day!
So there’s a lady who likes to buy food to feed the deer in her area. Not a problem when she fed them at home. Shits given were exactly zero. Not that the deer need feeding here because there are so damn many if they were less ‘cute’ they would be called a plague rather then just a menace.
Now, did you here about the zombie deer problem in the states?
You can guess where this is going. It’s no longer just the states apparently.
Little old lady decided she was going to feed them in the green strip between the parking lot and the road since it’s so close to her house but not THAT close ya know? And she was trying to grow a garden this year and don’t you know the deer were eating her plants! (As deer tend to do)
But the deer that she had been going to feed weren’t her usual and she came into the store to tell us there was something ‘off’ about the deer.
Twenty minutes later the deer decided tell us themselves...
Did I mention the deer look like this (warning kinda creepy? Not graphic in the sense of bloody or open wounds but still graphic and NSFW) -> https://images.app.goo.gl/t4Kws9qUQEiiYUg39 (disclaimer because I have no faith in humanity figuring this out on their own: image from the google gods and is not my own)
Thus we were forced to close and people were called and came and done shit that I don’t know because I went home. I only want to play with zombies if it’s post apocalyptic scenario and I have an valid get out of jail card for shooting them.
But we were opened the next day!
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