Customer: I have a coupon for five <snacks> for $5. I only want one right now. I'll get the rest later.
Employee: What do you mean by later?
Customer: I'll just get one now, then you can write on my coupon that I still get four more.
Employee: I'm sorry, but to use the coupon, you'll need to buy all five at once.
Customer: But I only need one, and it says I can use it up to five times!
Employee: I'm sorry, but it actually says you can use the same coupon for five sets of five snacks, up to 25 in your order.
Customer: Well, that's pretty ridiculous. Who would want 25 snacks at once? I'll just have one. How much is that?
Employee: $1.50 plus tax, ma'am.
Customer: Do you have a senior discount?
Employee: We offer 50 cent fountain drinks to seniors.
Customer: I don't want a drink. Can't you just take 50 cents off my total?
Employee: I'm sorry, I'm afraid we can't do that.
Customer: Well... okay. You drive a hard bargain.
Employee: Your total is <total>, and I'll see you at the window. Thank you!
Me, to Employee: What is your secret to staying sane? Meditation? Medication? I need to try it.
Thankfully, I was making the food and not serving it this day, so I didn't have to deal with the customer face to face. I only heard the exchange through the drive-through speaker.
Employee: What do you mean by later?
Customer: I'll just get one now, then you can write on my coupon that I still get four more.
Employee: I'm sorry, but to use the coupon, you'll need to buy all five at once.
Customer: But I only need one, and it says I can use it up to five times!
Employee: I'm sorry, but it actually says you can use the same coupon for five sets of five snacks, up to 25 in your order.
Customer: Well, that's pretty ridiculous. Who would want 25 snacks at once? I'll just have one. How much is that?
Employee: $1.50 plus tax, ma'am.
Customer: Do you have a senior discount?
Employee: We offer 50 cent fountain drinks to seniors.
Customer: I don't want a drink. Can't you just take 50 cents off my total?
Employee: I'm sorry, I'm afraid we can't do that.
Customer: Well... okay. You drive a hard bargain.
Employee: Your total is <total>, and I'll see you at the window. Thank you!
Me, to Employee: What is your secret to staying sane? Meditation? Medication? I need to try it.
Thankfully, I was making the food and not serving it this day, so I didn't have to deal with the customer face to face. I only heard the exchange through the drive-through speaker.
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