Some woman complained to me at work today that the toilets in the ladies' room were all "unusable", and of course, I go in there and find caca smeared on the seats in ALL THREE STALLS. Jesus Fucking Christ, one stall would have been bad enough, but all three?! That HAD to have been deliberate, although I don't have the slightest idea why a person would do that.
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Apparently, for some, potty training wasn't mandatory [GROSS]
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I once dealt with a customer who was understandably pissed. Apparently the POS before her hand taken his shit and thrown it at the walls floors AND ceiling. We know who it was because a washroom check had been done just before. Boy was that brat surprised when he had cops waiting for him at home. He had spent enough time talking out in the parking lot that we had nabbed his car plate. As he was an adult and it was a ‘health and safety concern’ we managed to get a cop to fetch him back. He was given the option of apologizing to the staff and lady, then cleaning the bathroom or he could be charged with everything from safety laws to mischief to property damage. From both the store and the lady.
Sometimes it pays to be good friends with the first responders."It's a joke not a dick. No need to take it so hard."
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Quoth Mental_Mouse View PostSo... which did he choose?"It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
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Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostThe swamp banned a woman for repeatedly finger painting in the women's bathroom.
She only worked in one color.
Brown.
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Some peoples children.AkaiKitsune
Sarcasm dear, sarcasm. I’m well aware that dealing with civilians in any capacity will skin your faith in humanity alive, then pickle anything that remains so as to watch it shrivel up into an immortal husk thus reminding you of how dead inside you now are.
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