So we have our hand sanitizer in spare spray bottles because people are idiots and kept spraying themselves with chemical cleaner instead (“but it’s stronger so it has to be better!” Was my favourite. Well so is fire but you wouldn’t use it to do your laundry now would you?) no matter what we tried to do to convince them (and they knew it was bleach dilute and not just confusing it with sanitizer either).
So, SC decides her mask has a not so fresh feeling and instead of putting it in the laundry when she got home like a normal person, decided to spray herself in the face with hand sanitizer to clean her mask instead.
Cue eyes burning because of course she wouldn’t have even closed her eyes. Just points spray bottle at face and pulls trigger.
Now as our hand sanitizer smells like bottom shelf off brand gin I can’t imagine how she thought it would make her mask smell any better.
What makes this Covidiot a sucky customer is how she then decides she’s going to sue us all for daring to have hand sanitizer! And because we didn’t have a sign saying don’t spray into face holes you idiot (despite the side of bottle giving all the required warnings and funny symbols used to describe why it’s a bad idea to mess with chemicals. Like the flammable symbol for ya know, alcohol. The ☠️ symbol for don’t drink that kind of alcohol. The big capital letters that say keep away from orifices and eyeballs. All of which are required to be there by law because it’s not in its original container that it was shipped to us in.
Yep, she sprayed herself in the face and decided that she was going to sue the company and the staff and the customers who didn’t think to warn her that alcohol and eyeballs are a bad combination as anyone who has ever woken up to a hangover in a bright room could tell you (here’s a hint. It’s a quick way to remember how you regret your life choices). Medical attention and paramedics(protocol in any chemical instance) were called and declared her eyeballs would be fine in time but she was suffering from a terminal case of stupid. When even the paramedics have never heard of someone trying that you know you’re in a class all your own.
Then when everyone wasn’t taking her seriously enough on her threats to sue all our asses she decided to go on a tear through the store pulling things off displays, throwing pop from the cooler about, wrecking things all because we really didn’t care about the impending lawsuit and ya know the fact she wasn’t the only person in the world, maybe other shit needed to be done, maybe the situation had been in hand and thus there was no need for dozens of workers who weren’t legally allowed to do anything anyway to stand there doing nothing.
Cops were called, happened to be across the plaza getting their caffeine fix, so for once were able to respond quickly (most calls are nuisance calls, drunk/drugs, so low priority)
So, SC decides her mask has a not so fresh feeling and instead of putting it in the laundry when she got home like a normal person, decided to spray herself in the face with hand sanitizer to clean her mask instead.
Cue eyes burning because of course she wouldn’t have even closed her eyes. Just points spray bottle at face and pulls trigger.
Now as our hand sanitizer smells like bottom shelf off brand gin I can’t imagine how she thought it would make her mask smell any better.
What makes this Covidiot a sucky customer is how she then decides she’s going to sue us all for daring to have hand sanitizer! And because we didn’t have a sign saying don’t spray into face holes you idiot (despite the side of bottle giving all the required warnings and funny symbols used to describe why it’s a bad idea to mess with chemicals. Like the flammable symbol for ya know, alcohol. The ☠️ symbol for don’t drink that kind of alcohol. The big capital letters that say keep away from orifices and eyeballs. All of which are required to be there by law because it’s not in its original container that it was shipped to us in.
Yep, she sprayed herself in the face and decided that she was going to sue the company and the staff and the customers who didn’t think to warn her that alcohol and eyeballs are a bad combination as anyone who has ever woken up to a hangover in a bright room could tell you (here’s a hint. It’s a quick way to remember how you regret your life choices). Medical attention and paramedics(protocol in any chemical instance) were called and declared her eyeballs would be fine in time but she was suffering from a terminal case of stupid. When even the paramedics have never heard of someone trying that you know you’re in a class all your own.
Then when everyone wasn’t taking her seriously enough on her threats to sue all our asses she decided to go on a tear through the store pulling things off displays, throwing pop from the cooler about, wrecking things all because we really didn’t care about the impending lawsuit and ya know the fact she wasn’t the only person in the world, maybe other shit needed to be done, maybe the situation had been in hand and thus there was no need for dozens of workers who weren’t legally allowed to do anything anyway to stand there doing nothing.
Cops were called, happened to be across the plaza getting their caffeine fix, so for once were able to respond quickly (most calls are nuisance calls, drunk/drugs, so low priority)
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