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No her boobs weren't as good as she thought they were. In fact they could have ended up on an episode of bloched. She had an obviously bad boob job and they were pointed in different directions.
Apparently, as I mentioned this to a coworker I was working with the next day. My coworker has been joined and someone has tried to use his penis as ID. So apparently this happens and I just need to get used to occasionally being flashed. Something I don't mind if they have a body that I'm attracted to, to be honest. (A certain hot cop that frequents, can drop any part of his clothes at any time ;p)Leave a comment:
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Even with pics, I still don't think Kit-Ginevra is being good!Quoth Rosco the Iroc View Post
... oh, you meant???
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I am surprised Kit-Ginevra didn't ask that question.Quoth csquared View PostLeave a comment:
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But were they as good as she said they were? Can we get a copy of the security tape?
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Boobs are proof of age now? 'Cause there was a girl in my primary school that could put many Victoria's Secrets girls to shame before she hit 12. If memory serves she got a reduction from HH after they finally stopped growing...Leave a comment:
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Thank you?? But that's not how photo ID works.
So we had a drunk customer the other day. No big deal that's half our business anyway. This one wanted to buy smokes. Company policy and that pesky thing called laws say we have to ID everyone. Even if they are obviously over age and greyhaired.
She didn't have a valid govt issue ID, just student and bank cards.
She must have really wanted a smoke.
Because she decided to flash her boobs at us. I mean she literally took her shirt and bra off and stood with her tits hanging out. Asked us my male co-worker would be able to serve her now.
Gotta give him credit. His voice was completely even when he replied that he was gay and still needed valid ID.
Meanwhile she's decided to push her boobs up with her hands and hop around declaring how they're soooo great and we probably haven't seen such greeeat boobies before.
To which my coworker replies that he is more of a dick kinda guy, not a boobie guy.
She finally takes the hint and tries on me.
To which I declare that I have a perfectly fine set myself and she can put her clothes on and show ID or there will be no smokes for her.
She walks out, without either her shirt or bra, in a huff.
So glad for COVID masks as I was definitely not keeping a straight face. Customers had to wait while we finished laughing after she left. The moment one of us managed to stop we'd catch eachothers eye and and up laughing again.
Oh, and my coworker isn't actually gay. He's bi. And apparently if I ever want a threesome with him and his boyfriend I'm totally invited. Which of course set us back into hysterical giggles. I hope nobody looks at the cameras because we were not the most productive that night.
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