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    Your Resume

    Dear Client,

    I hope you find a new job soon. I am so sick of reading about how experienced and qualified you are.

    Sincerely,

    Your Editor


    This has been going on for at least 2 years, and you would think they'd be able to recycle some of the stuff we've already done for them.
    If you build it, they will come and try to get it for free.
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    By all means, do go on, if you'd be so kind
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