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He must've been a Goa'uld in disguise.
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The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager
Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family Guy -
I never get the fun crazies
Just the ones who are late getting refills on their depression meds and the occasional cranky Alzheimer's patient.Comment
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No, under the fridge is where you should look.Quoth Soulstealer View PostWas he behind the couch? I had to say it.
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I always thought those kind of 'insane asylum patients were just stereotyped from the movies.Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?Comment
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Next to the crackers and the fortified wine?Quoth Decker View PostKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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I once had a guy dressed in a gorilla suit walk in, flip off a few employees, and walk out.
It was one of those nights...Things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do. I would gladly hit the road, get up and go if I knew,that someday it would bring me back to you.Comment
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No, No, No, that's Zull!Quoth Lace Neil Singer View PostNo, under the fridge is where you should look....WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked LexiComment
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True, but there is only one DGoddess.Quoth marlovino View PostThere is only one god here, Raps!
Last edited by DGoddessChardonnay; 06-26-2007, 11:05 PM.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Life will never be the same. I'm in a righter mind since I found God.
I found God.
If you get this, you rule.The New Orleans Saints are your 2009 NFL champions.
Believe dat.Comment
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THAT's a new one. I wish I was there to see that.
For the most part, I don't care about what everyone else is doing, or what is popular.
-Namie Amuro (Japanese singer)Comment
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I never get any fun crazies. *pouts* Except myself, of course, but it would be nice to see someone else entertaining the masses.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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I found him, I have Jesus in my trunk.
I Found Jesus, he was under the fridge.
MI never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?Comment
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I don't know about THAT, but word on the street is Mad Mike lives under Mis' couch.Quoth Soulstealer View Post
Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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I went to a Catholic school and we always had a big Christmas service in the church. One such service, an elderly woman came in and declared (shouted) "God is proud of what he has seen here tonight," and walked off.No longer a flight atttendant!
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Actually my 16 year old daughter like to do this, and other crazy things. She alway has people cracking up. I'm worried that once I am done with surgery, she is going to make me laugh my ass off, she said that she is going to do it. She doesn't like to see me depressed and sad. She usually has me rolling around crying.Quoth Aldous View PostWoman are like guns, if you don't treat us right, we'll blow up in your face!
Pain is your bodies way of telling you that you're still alive.
I am also known as Liquid Skin and Silkekitten.Comment
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