So my bookstore is having a giant Harry Potter launch.
We will have circus acts, magicians, bands, facepainting, etc.
So today the Graphic designer and I looked out the window and saw a guy making balloon animals and hats for kids. So we thought, Hey, wouldn't it be great to have a guy doing that at our Potter thing?
Like a good little manager I went over to him.
Me-Excuse me sir, I'm from the bookstore across the street and we were wondering if you could come to our Harry Potter party and...'
Guy cuts me off, looks at me like I crawled from a sewer:
-Oh NO. I serve the LORD JESUS CHRIST and NOT THAT DEVIL HARRY POTTER!
Me-Um. Okay...Thank you for your time....
Guy-It's just this weird thing I have, I SERVE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST.
I back away slowly.
He also smelled as if he had been looking for Jesus at the bottoms of a lot of beer cans.
The guy in our store who will be playing Harry Potter at the party was thinking of dressing up like Harry, going over to the balloon guy, and pointing a wand at him while screaming 'THE POWER OF HARRY POTTER COMPELS YOU!'
We will have circus acts, magicians, bands, facepainting, etc.
So today the Graphic designer and I looked out the window and saw a guy making balloon animals and hats for kids. So we thought, Hey, wouldn't it be great to have a guy doing that at our Potter thing?
Like a good little manager I went over to him.
Me-Excuse me sir, I'm from the bookstore across the street and we were wondering if you could come to our Harry Potter party and...'
Guy cuts me off, looks at me like I crawled from a sewer:
-Oh NO. I serve the LORD JESUS CHRIST and NOT THAT DEVIL HARRY POTTER!
Me-Um. Okay...Thank you for your time....
Guy-It's just this weird thing I have, I SERVE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST.
I back away slowly.
He also smelled as if he had been looking for Jesus at the bottoms of a lot of beer cans.
The guy in our store who will be playing Harry Potter at the party was thinking of dressing up like Harry, going over to the balloon guy, and pointing a wand at him while screaming 'THE POWER OF HARRY POTTER COMPELS YOU!'
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