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Quoth mischugenah View Post*stifles a giggle and looks around* Um, am I the only one to that that one?
So does that mean all the SCs merely need warm water dumped on them to turn into normal people? ::gets the Super Soaker, some hot water, and an evil grin::"Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
- Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V
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Quoth Kara_CS View PostVERY CLEARLY MALE'S VOICE: Can you transfer me to prepaid?
ME: Sure, just one moment!
*Transfer, I stay on the line (muted) to make sure he gets connected.*
Prepaid Rep: Hi, this is so-and-so, could I have your name please?
VERY CLEARLY FEMALE'S VOICE: Mary.
ME:
By any chance, did you ever go hiking through China and fall in the spring of drowned customer?
3 Unwanted suitors (At least two of which are the wrong gender)
3 Insane, homocidal rivals out to kill you (At least two of which are also suitors from the previous line)
And your father has been changed into a Panda!
Enjoy!Check out my webcomic!
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Quoth Polenicus View PostFor the Ranma 1/2 reference, you have won our grand prize!
3 Unwanted suitors (At least two of which are the wrong gender)
Quoth Polenicus View Post3 Insane, homocidal rivals out to kill you (At least two of which are also suitors from the previous line)
Quoth Polenicus View PostAnd your father has been changed into a Panda!"You are loved" - Plaidman.
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DId anyone else think of Jim Gaffigan's HotPocket routine when they read the name. I burst out laughing when I thought of it. HOOOT POOOCKET!!!!It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
~~~H.L. Mencken
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Quoth Kara_CS View PostI mean, to each their own for tastes in music, but this man was the very definition of whitebread.
But I do like me some thrash and hardcore industrial. I have had people quite honestly shocked at my musical tastes.
Quoth Kara_CS View PostBy any chance, did you ever go hiking through China and fall in the spring of drowned customer?
Although, I suspect I have it on most of you, since I was watching the raw videos straight from Japan with printed translation which I ended up mostly memorizing.
I'm a big Mousse fan. And I played Nibiki in a special TFOS campaign, once. That was fun.
Quoth Kara_CS View PostI don't know if I was supposed to impressed by his ability to perform a "quarterly audit," but that's the most insane thing I've ever heard.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Quoth Aldous View PostDId anyone else think of Jim Gaffigan's HotPocket routine when they read the name. I burst out laughing when I thought of it. HOOOT POOOCKET!!!!
"...you never say to yourself, 'I'm really glad I just ate that!' It usually more like, 'I think I'm going to die...' "The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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