Polar Bears and Gene Thievery - now with added AUDIO!

[powerboy]

The first audio: Sounded like she was not from around here, if you know what I mean

Second audio: Atleast he can laugh at himself, that is good

Third audio: If he worked at NASA, wouldn't he know where it was

[JustADude]

867...
http://www.customerssuck.com/media/g...ournumbers.mp3

I only managed to get about a minute into this, GK, and I had to stop because my brain was dribbling out my ears. You are a saint, and I apologize for ever doubting the total stupidity of the Beings From 867

[Polenicus]

That is why GK has throngs of fangirls on this site (myself included). You are more than welcome to join us, but be warned: if I get my paws on him before the rest of you girls.....I'm not sharing.

Y'see, GK, THIS was what I was trying to warn you about. It's this Anything Goes School of Call Center Martial Arts you do. Girls go nuts for it.

I think it's already too late for you, but I CAN recommend staying clear of silk chinese shirts, training grounds in China and girls with names suspiciously close to hair-care products.

And if you come home and your Dad is a Panda, don't be alarmed.

[Gravekeeper]

I think it's already too late for you, but I CAN recommend staying clear of silk chinese shirts, training grounds in China and girls with names suspiciously close to hair-care products.

There are a LOT of Chinese girls here. My ex is Chinese. I may be doomed. ><

[cewfa]

Maybe its just me, but the first one sounded like a child.

[Becks]

I'm not sharing.

How'd you ever pass kindergarten without knowing how to share?

[reformedwaitress]

How'd you ever pass kindergarten without knowing how to share?

Oh I'm sure she knows HOW to share, doesn't mean that she will. I don't share my toys. (and especially wouldn't share a call center jesus! )

[Calud]

call center jesus! )

I guess GK has a new title then...

[myswtghst]

So, I was stuck at work all weekend, and logged on to get my CS fill. I listened to the three audio clips at work, and had to spend some time explaining to my (few) coworkers there that day why I spit Coke Zero all over my desk and self. They actually found the clips hilarious. I just didn't so much mention the site, as I don't know if I want anyone here knowing I'm on here (I'm selfish!) but I played it off as my friend from Canada.

We all feel for you GK, but are greatful our customers seem to have at least some of their wits about them, instead of none.

[Raieth]

I'm not sure why you are all saying that the first one is a girl. I've listened to it twice and it's pretty clear to me that's a pre-pubescent boy. The lack of counting the childish 1-10 phone number the insistence that 4 is 7. And the voice of course. that's 4 digit number is probably the house address. What was he trying to order? Might make it more clear.

for the second one...wow....just wow....maybe laying off the pot before ordering would be a better plan.

And the third one, how do you deal with these morons? Says he works for nasa but has no idea where he is? Maybe being abducted by aliens means he works for nasa?

[GingerBiscuit]

No, the timbre of the voice is different. Even pre-pubescant male voices have a different 'base tone' than female. I say young woman.

[Delphae]

The only way that guy worked for NASA is as a guinea pig. The first one just had me shaking my head. That woman was SMASHED!

[Gravekeeper]

It was female (and up at 3am) for the record. I had already managed to glean it's name. It was just the phone number hurdle we couldn't overcome.

[Cthulhu]

6-1-5-6.....

that is SEVEN numbers...are you blind???!!??? SEVEN!!!

seriously though, the first caller sounded like a little kid to me....

and as for the last caller....paranoid much? Is it a requirement to get a job at NASA that you have to give a DNA sample? They have literally hundreds of job positions, some not requiring much skill at all...

[Becks]

Oh I'm sure she knows HOW to share, doesn't mean that she will. I don't share my toys. (and especially wouldn't share a call center jesus! )

Hmmmmmmmmmm...good point. I wouldn't share, either.