Now that I have your attention...
SC: Where do I get the key to the bathroom?
Me: You don't need a key. If the door's locked, it means the bathroom is occupied.
SC: No, I need a key to get in. The door's locked.
Me: If the door's locked, then someone is in there. You have to wait.
SC (with an I've-got-you-now smirk): Well that doesn't make any sense! If there's no key, and the door's locked, how is the person in there supposed to get out?
Me: I'll tell you what. You wait outside the bathroom door for a few minutes, and prepare to be amazed.
SC: Where do I get the key to the bathroom?
Me: You don't need a key. If the door's locked, it means the bathroom is occupied.
SC: No, I need a key to get in. The door's locked.
Me: If the door's locked, then someone is in there. You have to wait.
SC (with an I've-got-you-now smirk): Well that doesn't make any sense! If there's no key, and the door's locked, how is the person in there supposed to get out?
Me: I'll tell you what. You wait outside the bathroom door for a few minutes, and prepare to be amazed.
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