It's not wet. Water cannot damage electronics. Water is not a liquid.

[Jester]

Jennie, though awesome, isn't a mind reader/psychic/whatever, so, unless you've actually spelled it out for us somewhere on the board, she doesn't know.

And that is why I was so amazed when she did the comic involving my gin and tonic idiot, and without ever seeing me, basically produced a cartoon bartender that looked rather close to me (minus the goatee). Hell, I thought she WAS a mindreader! I was very, VERY impressed.

[protege]

It's funny how he doesn't address the tech directly, but rather states that YOU'RE a smart-ass. Sure, you proving you're not a complete ****ing idiot makes you a smart-ass. Damned if you do...

Look at it this way: Would you rather be a smart-ass, or a dumb-ass?

[Jester]

Actually, in my time, I've been called a smartass, a dumbass, AND a wiseass.

Hmmm.....

There seems to be a common denominator in there..........

[Soulstealer]

Actually, in my time, I've been called a smartass, a dumbass, AND a wiseass.

Hmmm.....

There seems to be a common denominator in there..........

they keep staring at your ass. Must be a cute one.

[Greenday]

That hurt. In all the chemical equations I have ever done, water is always either a liquid, a gas, or a solid. Water is one of the few chemicals that will always be a liquid in the middle phase. If it isn't plasma, gas, or a solid, a substance is a liquid.

[TwoScoopsSciath]

If there is a god of any kind and Ze is truly loving and caring, this individual will not be allowed to breed.

[Zoe1975]

Kind reminds me of the guy that INformed he shouldnt be taxed for his Anti-Freeze for his Car is a "food" item for his car ( in mass if YOu eat wear or drink it unless its premade YOU are not taxed) ......i was like this guy must be joking,,,,,i So hoped!!! but no ALL HELL !!! HE WAS going on how HIS car was going to "drink it"...realy?? ok so....


me: YOU drink it and i wont tax you

Moron: No im ALLERGIC TO poison

Me: dude you going to pay for this?

Moron: ya if you agree to not tax me

( mind you its only 5%)

Me: sir one more time ....

moron: eat, wear DRINK...car is gonna "gulp gulp" no tax!!!
( he did make the noise)

Me: ok tell you what YOU show me a heart beat and i will not tax it!


Moron: never mind YOUr not a softy...just ring me up...BItch

Me: NOW your gonna have to leave go else ware For not my husband calls me a Bitch........*****damn loony!!


course he didnt go quietly i had to almost call the police BUT he left!!! his Finger inthe air the WHOLE Time!!!

[Rapscallion]

I'm not a girl and I'm not black... as it appears in the comic.

Well, you could be if you put your mind to it.

The real fact of the matter, though, is that I send Jennie a script based on the story and usually just say "customer" and "CSR"/"assistant" etc. Unless it's really important to the tale, I rarely mention gender or race. I'm quite glad she gives us plenty of variety from there.

Rapscallion