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Much happier, thank you. I've spent the day trying to keep the food from yesterday down (my day off in the week and I'm sick...). I'm starting to perk up a touch.
Noooooo~ I was so close! You gave me a brief glimpse of a light called HOPE. Then you kicked me in the face back down the stairs and slammed the cellar door shut again, plunging me back into darkness. Now I'm going to spent the next two weeks sharpening an old Buddweiser fridge magnet/bottle opener on the cement floor. Then next time you open the door to bring me my gruel, I'm going to plunge it into your groin, twist, then make a break for freedom.
Don't try holding out for Stockholm Syndrome either. I promise you I'm way too far gone humanity wise to succumb to that.
I see you've put some thought into this.
:Notes to self: GK does NOT go into the basement. Find all magnet/bottle openers and put them in a safe place. Offer a full menu, not just gruel.
Unseen but seeing oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv 3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
GRAVEKEEPER YOU ARE CORRUPTING MY CUSTOMERS!!!
not that i have really worked in the last 5 days because the sickness gods have taken over my body and caused the puking....
But the last two weeks or so ive had an increasingly raising number of calls where they say "No man, I don't have a credit card. Can't I do COD" im getting pleasure now from saying "No, isnt offered on this item"
My brain doesn't operate in the fashion of the average male. An offer to expose ones breasts doesn't make me think "Sure!" or "Hey I should ask her out!". I deflected and changed the subject of course. That's why there's no more to the story, because the rest of it is no where near as interesting as that one point.
-.-
Now that you've given your brain a minute to clear up, I demand that the next time you go to the 7-11, you must ask this woman out!
Bears are bad. If an animal is going to be mean it should look so, like sharks and alligators. - Mark Healey
Gravekeeper,
Give me the patience needed
To deal with the idiocy
That I'm confronted with.
Give me the patience needed
To make it through this day
And all of the Dolts
Of which I must meet.
Gravekeeper,
Give me the wit needed
To appropriately get rid
Of those whom
Darwin was wrong.
Amen!
*spits soda everywhere*
That's my first and only prayer I'll ever need!
Amen!
Teach a SC to fish... and they will whine about you not catching, filleting, frying, and serving it up on a silver platter for them. - EvilEmpryss
Gravekeeper,
Give me the patience needed
To deal with the idiocy
That I'm confronted with.
Give me the patience needed
To make it through this day
And all of the Dolts
Of which I must meet.
Gravekeeper,
Give me the wit needed
To appropriately get rid
Of those whom
Darwin was wrong.
Amen!
I'm not sure if I'm flattered or slightly disturbed that I seem to be entering "object of worship" territory.....maybe a little from column A and a little from column B. ;p
Does that mean that I'm not allowed to build that life size statue to help us worship your greatness?
It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
~~~H.L. Mencken
Does that mean that I'm not allowed to build that life size statue to help us worship your greatness?
And all who gaze upon are struck mad! Lo! 'Ware the coming of the Keeper of Graves! He bringeth the biting commentary and disdain of all humans! And you shall know his coming by the chanting of his pack of fan girls which are bound to his bidding!
And all who gaze upon are struck mad! Lo! 'Ware the coming of the Keeper of Graves! He bringeth the biting commentary and disdain of all humans! And you shall know his coming by the chanting of his pack of fan girls which are bound to his bidding!
Can I be high priestess?
Unseen but seeing oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv 3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
Will this be one of those statues where, if a female rubs its belly, they become pregnant?
I'm sure inquiring minds would want to know.
Yeah if anyone knows how to bless a statue to do that, why not? I don't, I'm just a local summoner of the dead. Cheap labor. They only require the flesh of the living. Or cheeseburgers, they like those too.
It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
~~~H.L. Mencken
Yeah if anyone knows how to bless a statue to do that, why not? I don't, I'm just a local summoner of the dead. Cheap labor. They only require the flesh of the living. Or cheeseburgers, they like those too.
One cannot have a cheeseburger without a Margarita.
I'm sure they wouldn't mind those as well.
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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