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[Imogene]

I would take it as the highest insult if anyone called me "normal". That's boring.

Normal is very boring. You're right. I intentionally add a glaring character flaw to every character I write a story for, as they make for more interesting reading.

I finally met my other coworker last night, and worked with him this morning, and told him, "Yeah, in case you haven't noticed, I'm extremely opinionated."
He nodded and said, "I kinda gathered that."
"Good!"

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Does that mean we get to bite?!?

If the mood strikes your fancy, go ahead.

Just make sure your rabies shot is up-to-date first.

Just don't ask me where to bite, though.

[Bliss]

When a person I met recently tells me I'm weird, odd or crazy I generally tell them "Good that you realized it already.. now.."

[blas]

Hell, I've been called a racist because I wasn't interested in certain guys.

No, it's not because you're black. It's because you're talking like an idiot and calling me "ma"

No, it's not because you're Indian. I am part Indian. It's because you are talking like a gangster and it bothers me.

No, it's not because you're Asian. It's because the second you met me, you said you wanted to me and then me. Plus the fact that you think it's just because you're Asian makes you just as pathetic.

[Sliceanddice]

im ok with being called just about anything thought there are two names that will make me go rapid, one for somereason is a slang word from lesbian from the 40s (i dont know why it just bugs me) the other might make me look like a rascist is being called an imigrent. I know technically most americas are imiagrants, but my family not only goes back to the may flower but to leaf erickson (who found north america first ) and i have native american blood. I can join the DAR AND the DUP. The reason they call me an imigrant is because i have a slurr and stumble over my Ss so thats why the bug me. But hell call me stupid and ill smile use my fancy 5 dollar vocabulary and let you go on your way call me anything else im ok, but those two things just bug me...

[Shironu-Akaineko]

"You're weird."
"Aww, thanx, I'll pass it around to my other personalities--oooh, Freya says thank you!"

"You're racist."
"Just because you're black and I'm chaste doesn't mean I'm racist. I just don't bleep random strangers at random."

Can't win really. If you don't wanna fall to the charm of ANY guy, you're racist if he's a different race, or a lesbian if he's the same race.

And then you wonder why your loser ass is single...

[PaperKitty]

There was a Spanish speaking lady that came into the coffee shop one day (i wasn't working, i was sitting at a near by table).. she wanted like 6 different drinks, no big deal ..
every time she got one of the drinks, she complained and asked for it to be tossed because she wanted something else.. she got through 2 drinks while gossiping in Spanish about not only one of my coworkers, but my boss' fiance' in front of my boss .. my boss speaks Spanish since his family is from GUATEMALA..

My boss stops everything, dumps out the drinks the old hens were pecking at and tells them to get out.

they scream that we are racists when my co worker points to the wall behind them ...

BAM!!

Guatemalan flag on the wall ..


owned.

[aurelemsrealm]

A couple of you ladies mentioned being called names by guys who hit on you just because you didn't fall for their charms. I had the reverse of that happen. This one married female co-worker told a bunch of people I was gay because I showed no interest in her when she hit on me.

First of all, she was married, and I wasn't about to get caught in the middle of that kind of mess. I was perfectly content being single and living the single life at that time. I worked hard to stay a drama free zone, and you had to be drama free to ride this ride. I guess that's why I was mostly single until my late 20s. Second, she was disgustingly fat and ugly (picture a slug like Jabba the Hutt wearing a red wig). Unfortunately, I'm not kidding about that either. No, just because I don't find you the least bit attractive doesn't mean I'm gay. It just means that I have standards. I like lots of attractive women. You're just not one of them.

Anyway, she really made a royal ass of herself over that fiasco. The only thing she succeeded in doing was making everyone at work think she was my psychotic stalker because she went on about it so much.