Why No One Picked Up The Phones

[MoonChild2007]

Is it possible to just block his number cause that is harassment.

[Sliceanddice]

i would pick up the phone and the moment he said his name put it up high somewhere and wait a couple minutes... should be fun

[Aldous]

We had one customer who constanly called our place for menial crap. Every day. Multiple times a day. No one would answer the phone. We were scared to answer the phone because you couldn't get this guy off the line. Here's a great example

AH: Me
FT: F***tard

AH: Thank you for calling Tyranical Meat Market, Aldous speaking, how may I help you?
FT: Hi my name is F***tard, and I'd like to file a complaint
AH: (Here goes 10 minutes of my life) Okay sir.
FT: First off, the cheese wasn't melted correctly, the burger was too well-done, my soda had too much fizz, my fries didn't have enough salt on them, your employee took too long, etc. etc. etc.
AH: Okay sir, I can go get my manager, who can give you a discount the next time you come in
FT: Your bathroom smelt, your floor was too brown (Not kidding) it was too noisy, the drive-thru had too many cars, etc. etc.
AH: Okay we can compensate you for some of your problems would you like to--
FT: *click*

Manager: Who was it?
AH: Guess. Just take a guess.
Manager: Hung up in the middle of your sentence?
AH: Yeah. It's like he complains for fun or something. He doesn't want us to do anything but listen to his crap.