The Sensormatic Paddles beep. I turn around and I see this guy and his girl come in, completely obvious to the beeping of the paddles. I stop him, and LP guy is nearby.
Me: "Excuse me, but we need to sensor your bag."
Guy: "Oh."
He and his girl the turn around, and head for the door. I then hear him say "Fuck You Bitch." Loud and audible from where i'm standing.
LP guy manages to grab my arm before I run to knock they guys head. But he fails to stop me from launching a nasty little rebuttal. I don't think it's mentionable here.
Me: "Excuse me, but we need to sensor your bag."
Guy: "Oh."
He and his girl the turn around, and head for the door. I then hear him say "Fuck You Bitch." Loud and audible from where i'm standing.
LP guy manages to grab my arm before I run to knock they guys head. But he fails to stop me from launching a nasty little rebuttal. I don't think it's mentionable here.

I would then divest myself of all apparent merchandise and walk through again when security asked me to. One security guard had me walk through like 7 times before he finally gave up and let me go convinced I didn't have any merchandise.
It was especially fun at the public library.
It was just great watching the adults try and figure out why I was setting off their detector when I had nothing in my pockets (and I was an annoying little $#!7*%)

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