Apparently I am a criminal mastermind. Also, spankings.

[Becks]

SC: "It says to hit any key to continue. I'm hitting the any key but nothings happening!"

Followed by "Where's my Tab?" in a Homer Simpsonesque voice.

[Kara]

SC: "It says to hit any key to continue. I'm hitting the any key but nothings happening!"

I saw once saw, at a gag/novelty store, a package of fake keys that could be used to replace keys on your keyboard. They included an "ANY" key as well as a "PANIC" key.

SC: "BUT I REALLY NEED MARK YOU SON OF A BITCH"

Try saying "please," you son of a motherless goat.

Me: "I'm sorry, you have the wrong number-"
SC: "No I don't."
Me: "….yes, you do."

*giggle*

Cthulu damn you people, what the fark DO you consider inside the realm of your own personal responsibility? Chewing? Breathing? Masturbation? Or is even that up for grabs? Hell you're probably trying to sue Vaseline as we speak.

Being a customer relieves them from any and all responsibility for everything. It's an internationally recognized law.

and (insert other GK thread reference)

Ooh, I want to play.

and a stinky person from the Skytrain
and a grossly overweight female with impaired mental capacity wearing a pink camo tube top
and drinking Beaverbuzz from 7/11
and being propositioned by BeckySunshine

[Jester]

...and being offered an impromptu wet t-shirt contest by the female convenience store clerk.

[Sir Spaniard the 12th]

While ordering a round of hats COD.

[Kara]

And ordering 400 pairs of pants.

[Sir Spaniard the 12th]

I just have to add that that new kitten picture is more then a little creepy....

[Sliceanddice]

And ordering 400 pairs of pants.

lol while widdling a pencil from left over KFC buckets

[DGoddessChardonnay]

lol while widdling a pencil from left over KFC buckets

And the pens are covered in a crusty orange gook known to mankind as Cheetos residue.

[Gravekeeper]

As much as you're awesome, GK, I really hate this insult. I have asthma and a nigh-perpetually blocked nose, so I'm forced to breathe (sometimes rather loudly) through my mouth. It's not my fault!

Not who its aimed at, obviously. But your objection is duly noted for future post reference.

And here I thought maybe you were giving out spankings?

No, sorry. ;p I'm too nice to spank people at random.

Sounds like a good way to get all the GK fangirls together.

I for one hope this never occurs on the off chance the lot of you might form Voltron. Thereby drastically reducing my chances of escape.

I just have to add that that new kitten picture is more then a little creepy....

The original cracks me up:

And the pens are covered in a crusty orange gook known to mankind as Cheetos residue.

First I became a benchmark, now I'm a reference? ><

[Kara]

I for one hope this never occurs on the off chance the lot of you might form Voltron.

I just had this image of you being thrown to the ground and crushed to death while getting humped by 50 tons of Voltron.

[karma_gypsy]

Ah, yes, because the raging drunken baboon orgy going on in the suite above you is giving the building a certain level of class and elegance you wouldn't want to disrupt. I hear dry heaving over a balcony while your friend spanks you with the neighbor's cat while yelling "THIS. IS. SPARTA~!@" is quite trendy this summer.

. . .



HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I *literally* almost choked on a pretzel while reading that. Way to go GK, death by humor. I hope this is your vain attempt at taking over the world.

[cinema guy]

. . .
I hope this is your vain attempt at taking over the world.

Vain? Judging by the number of fangirls he has, he's doing pretty well.

[Sliceanddice]

I for one hope this never occurs on the off chance the lot of you might form Voltron. Thereby drastically reducing my chances of escape.

lol i had the image of you being absorped by a 50 foot tall girl machine thing and hearing his screams of mercy as he is being sexually abused and molest and other unmentionable things happening and then eventually wind up a large pile of half naked (and pleased) women and a half dead naked GK

[DGoddessChardonnay]

First I became a benchmark, now I'm a reference? ><

As Becky said the other day "better that than ass groove."

Keep this up and you may wind up with your own Wikipedia entry.

[MinimaMagistra]

Keep this up and you may wind up with your own Wikipedia entry.

...O.O Dude.