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  • Amethyst Hunter
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    Quoth Soulstealer View Post
    Seirously what was so hard about switching to metric? The rest of the world managed just fine.
    I consistently failed math in school so it makes little difference to me - either way, I still lose at life.

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  • JustADude
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    Quoth solemnwarning View Post


    And ~140KG? Is it supposed to hold two people on each rung? :P
    Um, Solemnwarning, I weigh ~160kg, have a 'fighting weight' of ~125kg, and wouldn't weigh less than 100kg without getting an eating disorder or an amputation. If it's rated for 140kg, it can actually hold closer to 200kg, which means I can get up off ground level, as opposed to breaking the rungs on a wooden ladder.

    While unusual, I am by no means unique in my build, and I really appreciate having ladders built with those kinds of specs.
    Last edited by JustADude; 08-25-2007, 03:29 AM.

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  • Sliceanddice
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    Quoth solemnwarning View Post


    And ~140KG? Is it supposed to hold two people on each rung? :P
    the joint itself holds 1400 lbs, its heavy duty. ITS THE LITTLE GIANT!!!!

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  • Soulstealer
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    Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post

    It is if you are a chick thinking about climbing a ladder.

    Quote from my crazy friend from Israel : "How the hell hard is it!?!?!?!? It's TENS! ALL TENS! When is your idiot country going to catch up with the rest of the century!??!?!?!!? I don't know what the fuck a quarter of an inch is and I don't wanna know!!!!!!!!"
    Don't blast my fellow country people you're just jealous becuase we have hummus and falafel. Your measureing system is outmoded and tens are nice and easy.

    Seirously what was so hard about switching to metric? The rest of the world managed just fine.

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  • solemnwarning
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    Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
    no she freaked because i said UM first making her thing i was a moron


    And ~140KG? Is it supposed to hold two people on each rung? :P

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  • Sliceanddice
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    Quoth solemnwarning View Post
    Why did she scream about a 300 pound capacity on each rung? Am I missing somthing?
    Is 300 pounds heavy? (I'm not american or anchient so I don't use your outdated, obsolete, inferior measurements of randomness :P)
    no she freaked because i said UM first making her thing i was a moron

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  • blas
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    Oh my God, the only thing worse than men on the PHONE sounding like they are masturbating or orgasming in their pants at that very moment are the men who are right in front of your FACE and are talking like they are masturbating or orgasming in their pants.

    The older they are, the more disgusting it is.

    Yay for maintenance men where I work. That one 40 year old pervert's voice always sounds like he's playing pocket-pool 24/7. In front of all the youngest female employees. Sick fuck.

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  • Gurndigarn
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    Quoth solemnwarning View Post
    Why did she scream about a 300 pound capacity on each rung? Am I missing somthing?
    Is 300 pounds heavy? (I'm not american or anchient so I don't use your outdated, obsolete, inferior measurements of randomness :P)
    140ish kilos.

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  • RecoveringKinkoid
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    Quoth solemnwarning View Post
    Why did she scream about a 300 pound capacity on each rung? Am I missing somthing?
    Is 300 pounds heavy? (I'm not american or anchient so I don't use your outdated, obsolete, inferior measurements of randomness :P)


    It is if you are a chick thinking about climbing a ladder.

    Quote from my crazy friend from Israel : "How the hell hard is it!?!?!?!? It's TENS! ALL TENS! When is your idiot country going to catch up with the rest of the century!??!?!?!!? I don't know what the fuck a quarter of an inch is and I don't wanna know!!!!!!!!"

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  • solemnwarning
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    Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
    'how much weight can it hold?'
    No dont do it mouth dont!!!!
    'um, 300 pounds a rung'
    NOOOOOOOO
    'DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR OWN PRODUCTS ARE!!! Do even know what you are doing'
    'Yes i do ma'am im sorry i had to think...'
    insert meaness and insulting then demanding my supervisor, then arguing with my supervisor over the weight of the ladder.
    I finally finish the order and the before i give her 'remember to be safe and read tha manual line she says 'YOU ARE THE WORST GIRL IVE EVER HAD ORDER TAKEN FROM!!!!'
    Why did she scream about a 300 pound capacity on each rung? Am I missing somthing?
    Is 300 pounds heavy? (I'm not american or anchient so I don't use your outdated, obsolete, inferior measurements of randomness :P)

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  • MrSunshineState
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    Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
    i sound fucking 5 years old!!! i sould like you daughter!!! god why!!!!

    Sounds like somebody is going to be on Dateline soon.

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  • Sliceanddice
    started a topic Flying Midget ninjas

    Flying Midget ninjas

    Ok got some storys errr ok eperiences

    Jack off
    You all no the call. the one where the guys are basically either masterbating or just screwing around. We all hate them but thats not the rant here. The rant is Why do you even bother asking me for customer services so you can return something then start hitting one me? And why are you hiting on ME!!!! I KNOW WHAT I SOUND LIKE!!! ive heard the recordings!!! i sound fucking 5 years old!!! i sould like you daughter!!! god why!!!! I hope you get hit by a school bus.

    Tears I surely cry
    I would tell you word for word of how this conversation went, but you wouldnt understand why it upset me. This man was beligegerant, arqumenitive and made me feel panicy and made want to cry. He got meaner and meaner especially as it got harder for me to not cry. When i finally got off the phone he said 'Fuck you' to me, when i was being as polite as possible tryign to get him to desided he didnt want what i was telling him about. So i went to the bathroom and cried for 5 minutes...
    when someone else was also in the bathroom...
    who looked me, standing there crying in to paper towel and glared, nice day huh.

    Website
    One item i sell has a seperate number for those who went online and looked at the product. I get interesting calls on that, because the people who use that number tend to call because the online ordering page isnt secure. I got yelled at by a man from canada because while we sell to canada, the phone number he called wont let me ship to canada (bitched to tech about that) and i got yelled by another man because its 'TOO EXPENSIVE' though the website said the price and he still called me... its interesting but not as interesting as this one...

    The will come in darkness...
    Woman called website line. Askes me questions because i stupid enough to inform her that there are to 1A frame ladders.....
    Im pretty good at it until
    'how much weight can it hold?'
    No dont do it mouth dont!!!!
    'um, 300 pounds a rung'
    NOOOOOOOO
    'DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR OWN PRODUCTS ARE!!! Do even know what you are doing'
    'Yes i do ma'am im sorry i had to think...'
    insert meaness and insulting then demanding my supervisor, then arguing with my supervisor over the weight of the ladder.
    I finally finish the order and the before i give her 'remember to be safe and read tha manual line she says 'YOU ARE THE WORST GIRL IVE EVER HAD ORDER TAKEN FROM!!!!'

    Thats nice. And look i have your name and address, looks like your going to be getting a visit from my special ninja friends. If you hear some scrapping noises in the dark dont scream. When you scream it only makes them randy. But dont worry when you are being swarm by ninjas you wont be thinking about your service any more....
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