Putting the 'Ass' in Assassin (Epic Length)

[Sliceanddice]

ohhh suicide movie.... and the hours is always good

[Becks]

Rule 236, Section L, subsection Lamda, paragraph three.

Funny how I missed that one the first three times I read the rules.

People say we have too many rules, but they do come in useful from time to time.

Who says we have too many? We don't have enough! We need MORE!!!!

[Andara Bledin]

Toe-May-Toe, Toe-Mah-Toe

ME: I understand your phone is broken?
SM: No it's not "broken!"
ME: Then what is the issue?
SM: The hinge came off on one side.
ME: So.... it's not broken, but a piece broke off?
SM: Yeah!

I tried wording it so you could hear just how ridiculous it sounds, but alas my subtle deflection was missed completely by your tiny, cheeto-stained brain. Let me be more direct. You FAIL. Good day.

Well.... Technically since the phone still works as a phone, it's not really broken. A more accurate term would be damaged. The caller is still an idiot, however.

SM: *sob* OH PLEEEEASE! Oh please oh please, you must help me!

Is anyone else here reminded of the scene at the end of The Whole 9 Yards where the wife is crying in the police station and looks about as genuine as a $3 bill?

SW: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THE DATE IS?

Now that it just too stupid for words. I'd bet money she could get the outside display to show the date if she went into the settings and changed the one for the display...

Was ALF calling from the 867 area code and sitting in a bean bag, wearing pink camo and eating Cheetos while attempting to communicate?

I hated that show, but I still caught the reference.

That would be a monster truck, right?

*grooooan*

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