How can you not understand this?

[Gurndigarn]

Speaking of geographical ignorance: My mother once told some woman that she has a sister that lives in Vermont. The woman then asked, "Oh? What stat's that in?" I know it's small, but really...

"New England!"

[Bloodsoul]

Why are we still called New England, anyway? Then again, I could never understand why Upper Egypt was in the south...

*1d6 Intelligence score drain*

[Shironu-Akaineko]

A map would do me little good. My direction sense would be more than able to get me lost, with a map, written directions, and f*cking OnStar.

OnStar couldn't find my dad when he got lost in his boss' car.
Dad was in Canada, Onstar was in America.

Do the math.

[Broomjockey]

OnStar couldn't find my dad when he got lost in his boss' car.
Dad was in Canada, Onstar was in America.

Do the math.

ZOMG! We're off the edge of the map! There be monsters here! Damned unexplored new world!

[Becks]

Why are we still called New England, anyway? Then again, I could never understand why Upper Egypt was in the south...

I could tell you, but that would take all the fun out of it.

[carlyn]

"New England!"

New England, isn't that somewhere in France?