So, it's 7 am. Man comes in, gets a big cup of coffee. Now our coffee's hot, especally when you add in that cappacino crap.
Man takes coffee, goes around the store to where the seven-up is, and where I can't see people the most at.
Few moments later I hear a yelp. Thinking he spilled his coffee, I rush over to help.
Nope. The man STUFFED the coffee INTO HIS PANTS, in an attempt to steal coffee. But what happens when you squeeze a paper cup with hot liquid inside? It spills out, and over his stomach and presummly, his balls which he was holding.
I also managed to come over just in time to see the cup fall out of his pants.
I was laughing so hard, I just said Nice try....
He glared at me, and hobbled out, claiming he's going to sue, yadda yadda yadda.
Man takes coffee, goes around the store to where the seven-up is, and where I can't see people the most at.
Few moments later I hear a yelp. Thinking he spilled his coffee, I rush over to help.
Nope. The man STUFFED the coffee INTO HIS PANTS, in an attempt to steal coffee. But what happens when you squeeze a paper cup with hot liquid inside? It spills out, and over his stomach and presummly, his balls which he was holding.
I also managed to come over just in time to see the cup fall out of his pants.
I was laughing so hard, I just said Nice try....
He glared at me, and hobbled out, claiming he's going to sue, yadda yadda yadda.
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