Racist gets pwned

[BaristaGirl]

That... That is so beautiful. *Sniffle* Brings a warmth to the heart and a tear to the eye.

[Tria]

That... That is so beautiful. *Sniffle* Brings a warmth to the heart and a tear to the eye.

Yeah, I thought t was a warmth in my heart. Turns out it was just gas.

[Becks]

I'm a regular reader here. I'm sure that makes a difference.

A bit, perhaps, especially if you're a decent human being.

[protege]

Oh yes, the wrench . . . the preferred method for the correction of Cranial-Rectal Inversion.

Actually, I've heard that a crowbar works much better--More leverage

Sooner or later, that fool is going to get his ass kicked. It'll be worth it to see it happen

[XCashier]

Actually, I've heard that a crowbar works much better--More leverage

True, but a wrench, especially a monkey wrench, would have a large, heavy top end to use as a mace. Still, whatever's at hand...

[RecoveringKinkoid]

You guys are amateurs. Use a pipe-threader. Nice, narrow grip, heavy head, good balance. You can slam that bad boy like a maul.

[protege]

You guys are amateurs. Use a pipe-threader. Nice, narrow grip, heavy head, good balance. You can slam that bad boy like a maul.

I'd go the full route...and bring the 40-pound fence maul. It's well suited to beating the living shit out of things

[xcaptainhowdyx]

I'll lend the 10 pound sledge in my trunk to the cause.

[Jester]

I'll stick to my baseball bat, thanks. Not as heavy as the other suggestions, but it is fast, easy to use, and does plenty of serious damage.

Not that I would actually know from experience, of course.....

"Why, no officer, that WASN'T me chasing that guy down Green Street with a baseball bat for being a total disgusting slimeball to my female friends....whyever do you ask?"

[JustADude]

I'll stick to my baseball bat, thanks. Not as heavy as the other suggestions, but it is fast, easy to use, and does plenty of serious damage.

How about a sawed-off pool cue weighted with lead?

[Bobsentme]

1st: After living down south and seeing so many people get away with comments like this, I'm glad this SC got exactly what they deserved.

2nd:Remind me to never piss any of you off.
Ever.

[Geek King]

You guys are amateurs. Use a pipe-threader. Nice, narrow grip, heavy head, good balance. You can slam that bad boy like a maul.

I like my little camp hammer. It was made out of 4 18" pieces of ultra-dense 4x4, bolted together with one inch bolts, then mounted that on a full-sized axe handle. We dubbed it Snore, God of Slumber after one scout accidently clocked himself with it.

This is the same hammer we used to recreate the Sledge-O-Matic bit for a camp skit.

[Becks]

Remind me to never piss any of you off.
Ever.

Have you read some of Mysty's threads?

[protege]

2nd:Remind me to never piss any of you off.
Ever.

So far, most of the idiots in my neighborhood leave me alone when I bring out the fence maul for some yard work. (The crime where I live is pretty low, but there were some break-ins just down the street recently.) It's great for snapping railroad ties in half, beating the crap out of dead computers...

[DGoddessChardonnay]

So far, most of the idiots in my neighborhood leave me alone when I bring out the fence maul for some yard work. (The crime where I live is pretty low, but there were some break-ins just down the street recently.) It's great for snapping railroad ties in half, beating the crap out of dead computers...

And I'm sure a good deterrent for any would-be troublemakers in the 'hood.