The Cake is a Lie!

[BookstoreEscapee]

I think I have a spork around here somewhere...

Is it a titanium spork?

(I sooo one!)

[ShadedWings]

I'm sorry, I wasn't aware I was just tossing words into the vast black emptiness of your momentary brain fart. Let me go back and try again. Try and keep your skull cheeks clenched together this time.

Skull cheeks.... Just so many mental images on that one, and none of them are good, but so, so funny!

[Killer Bees]

I may have to duck and run for cover over this statement, but GK, it doesn't sound nearly as bad (ie hilarious) a night as some of the others you posted.

Still, my heart aches for you having to listen to this kind of stupidity constantly.

[Amethyst Hunter]

I would very much like a big frosted piece of GK's (in)famous Hate Cake...however, the pleasure would be vastly diminished by the fact that I am not currently able to smell (and thus taste) much of anything...for I am afflicted with the bastardly common cold.

some sort of shingle fairies?

FTR, there are such things as shingle fairies. I know this because when I still lived in my old house and the roof was redone a couple years ago, I kept finding all of these nasty roofing nails all around the lawn...including one detected by my foot right outside the front door. (Thankfully, it wasn't serious. But it sure didn't feel very effing good!)

"I can't afford this outrageous bill I incurred all on my own and/or phone that I will never be able to figure out how to use and will call you every single day complaining that it's a piece of shit and it doesn't work right but I want it anyway. Can't you just credit me for it?"

No, no. The correct procedure in this type of situation is to give 'em a whole brand-new-spankin' item that is of higher value than the one they botched.

[Nayeli_Sabia]

If you get the topic then <3

Oddly Familiar

Caller:: "That's xxx <My Actual Last Name>'s Road"
Me: "Ok, so xxx-"
Caller: "M-Y-L-A-S-T-N-"

OH OH! I KNOW THIS ONE! PICK ME! PICK ME!

This amuses me because my last name is a direction with an ending added, and I spent 20 min with a sucky call person trying to give them my lat name, and they kept cutting me off when I offered to spell it

Last name: Easting

Easterling?
*thinks No, that's a badguy from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy*
No, Easting

Westing?

Easting. E-a

East?

East-ING East with an ing at the end

Huh?

*headdesk*

EDIT: this is nothing against Call people in general, just this one idiot.

[Gravekeeper]

This amuses me because my last name is a direction with an ending added, and I spent 20 min with a sucky call person trying to give them my lat name, and they kept cutting me off when I offered to spell it

I have a fairly common Irish last name yet its one that people ALWAYS insist on spelling and always ask you for the spelling for. ;p

Even though I've never, ever heard or seen it spelled any other way.

I'm going to change it to my mother's maiden name at the end of the year. Its a fine Scottish name and I was raised by that side of the family anyway. =p

[Lord Ludicrous]

Hehe, someone has been playing Portal ;-)

I would like to take a moment to remind you that the Apreture Science Weighted Companion Cube cannot actually speak. In the event that the Apreture Science Weighted Companion Cube does speak, we urge you to ignore its advice

[bendertiger]

Just Breath it In.

SC: "Is there anywhere I can download something like your software for free?"

……….shhhhh, don't talk. Just let the sheer stunning stupidity and adacity of that statement wash over you.

Yes, but obviously your too stupid to work out where



Keep Breathing
( Just to point out he's asking about the MAC version of the program.... )

SC: "Do I have to have Windows installed on my Mac to run your software?"

......this one too. Hell, lets just dive into that one like a pile of tard leaves and roll around in the feeble wits beneath.

Moronic users are apparently not restriced to windows

[daleduke17]

This amuses me because my last name is a direction with an ending added, and I spent 20 min with a sucky call person trying to give them my lat name, and they kept cutting me off when I offered to spell it
Last name: Easting
Easterling?
*thinks No, that's a badguy from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy*
No, Easting
Westing?
Easting. E-a
East?
East-ING East with an ing at the end
Huh?
*headdesk*
EDIT: this is nothing against Call people in general, just this one idiot.

Sounds like when I gave DishNetwork my email address. Apparently there was a conflict of accents between me and the DN lady.

Me: Daleduke17 at hotmail. d-a-l-e-d-u-k-e 1-7
Her: daaaaaaaaaayllllleeee.....duuuuuuuuuuuuuuke.
Me: Yes.
Her: d-a-l-e-d-o-o-k@ seventeen?
Me: No.

This went around for about five minutes before I convinced her that my email was what it was.

[Becks]

Is it a titanium spork?

At the time of my original posting, no. I had in mind a plastic one...from KFC...that you get with the parfaits.

Now, however, it shall be as you posted.

[Decker]

"We at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center believe that if at first you don't succeed, you fail."

[TrainedChimp]

Given the direction this thread has gone, I feel I must post this link.

[Andara Bledin]

.... Huuuuuge time waster... thanks a lot... </sarcasm>

Bookmarked.

^-.-^

[LizaMarie]

oh lord! I just got orange box and JUST got the title. YES!

[Sparkticus]

GAH! I want that so much! But it's not out on PS3 for weeks