Of the type of customers I despise.
1. All , ok that was a bad joke
2. Wallet organizers - These self centered tards think I want to stand at the till for two minutes after the transaction is completed for them to look through thier wallets, organize reciepts, change the position of all of thier cards. Piss off and go away.
3. Wad holders - Not to be confused with the Wallet Organizers. These dicks, feel the need to carry even dollar to thier name in a wad in thier pocket. Normally all in the same denomination, 20$'s
Then when looking for a "suitable" bill to pay you with flip through the entire stack only to retrieve a 20 from the middle exactly the same as the one on the outside.
They only hope to impress you with thier amazing wealth and prowess for looking like a drug dealer.
4. Accountants - These genuises are specific to Beer stores I believe but can be found surely in other Retail hell holes .....opps I mean businesses.
EG. Hi , I brought back 35 empty bottles, for 3.50$, 10 Cans for 1.00$ I have 2.00$ in cash and I want to put 2.45$ on my debit card for a six pack.
They only seek to confuse you.
5. The StoryTellers - These people generally will open with a line that begs an inquiry that will only end in your painful demise as you stand waiting for a opening to ironically exit a horrible conversation.
Thats all I can think of for now, work to do , sigh
1. All , ok that was a bad joke
2. Wallet organizers - These self centered tards think I want to stand at the till for two minutes after the transaction is completed for them to look through thier wallets, organize reciepts, change the position of all of thier cards. Piss off and go away.
3. Wad holders - Not to be confused with the Wallet Organizers. These dicks, feel the need to carry even dollar to thier name in a wad in thier pocket. Normally all in the same denomination, 20$'s
Then when looking for a "suitable" bill to pay you with flip through the entire stack only to retrieve a 20 from the middle exactly the same as the one on the outside.
They only hope to impress you with thier amazing wealth and prowess for looking like a drug dealer.
4. Accountants - These genuises are specific to Beer stores I believe but can be found surely in other Retail hell holes .....opps I mean businesses.
EG. Hi , I brought back 35 empty bottles, for 3.50$, 10 Cans for 1.00$ I have 2.00$ in cash and I want to put 2.45$ on my debit card for a six pack.
They only seek to confuse you.
5. The StoryTellers - These people generally will open with a line that begs an inquiry that will only end in your painful demise as you stand waiting for a opening to ironically exit a horrible conversation.
Thats all I can think of for now, work to do , sigh
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