I didn't take this girl's order (one pizza, delivery) but I got it when she called back to cancel.
G for girl
Me: Thak you fo--
G: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSHHHHHHH HHHH....shhhh.. BEEEP.
Me: o_0
G: Hello?
Me: Hi, thanks for calling (company) what can I ge--
G: KSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH.. I wanna (ksshhh) order.
Me: I'm sorry, ma'am?
G: I wanna kaahhh cancel KSHH.
Me: OKay, you had a large ranch for delivery, right?
G: KSSHHH Yeh. I ain't got no money fo kahhhhhhhhAAAAHHHHHH.
Me: You wan KSH to cancel because you don't have enough money?
G: Yeah, LAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH BEEP BEEP BEEP...money. Too much, ya'll hear?
Me: Did your KSHHH LAAAHHHH server before me not tell you the amount, ma'am? (They make me ask in case anyone needs a whoopin'.)
G: BEEP Yeah, but I ain't got it.
Me: Then we'll put your order back, thank you for letting us know be KSHHH before we delivered it.
G: I wan' mah foods. I gettin it.
Me: Well, it would knock off about $2.10 tax an all if you just pick it up.
G: I ain't got that.
Me: Then is there anything I can do fo
LAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KSHH SHHHHhhhhhhhhh shhhh... *sizzle sizzle* BEEP.
....
And then dial-tone. I guess whatever strain her phone was on gave one clear minute before it finally died.
Freaky with all the noises during the transaction, and she never called back.
G for girl
Me: Thak you fo--
G: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSHHHHHHH HHHH....shhhh.. BEEEP.
Me: o_0
G: Hello?
Me: Hi, thanks for calling (company) what can I ge--
G: KSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH.. I wanna (ksshhh) order.
Me: I'm sorry, ma'am?
G: I wanna kaahhh cancel KSHH.
Me: OKay, you had a large ranch for delivery, right?
G: KSSHHH Yeh. I ain't got no money fo kahhhhhhhhAAAAHHHHHH.
Me: You wan KSH to cancel because you don't have enough money?
G: Yeah, LAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH BEEP BEEP BEEP...money. Too much, ya'll hear?
Me: Did your KSHHH LAAAHHHH server before me not tell you the amount, ma'am? (They make me ask in case anyone needs a whoopin'.)
G: BEEP Yeah, but I ain't got it.
Me: Then we'll put your order back, thank you for letting us know be KSHHH before we delivered it.
G: I wan' mah foods. I gettin it.
Me: Well, it would knock off about $2.10 tax an all if you just pick it up.
G: I ain't got that.
Me: Then is there anything I can do fo
LAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KSHH SHHHHhhhhhhhhh shhhh... *sizzle sizzle* BEEP.
....
And then dial-tone. I guess whatever strain her phone was on gave one clear minute before it finally died.
Freaky with all the noises during the transaction, and she never called back.
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