Customers who "decorate" restrooms

[Andara Bledin]

Seen on the faulty-products-to-return-to-vendors table out the back: A can of air fresher with "OUT OF ODOUR. i.e. this can has a tiny hole in it and all the scent leaked out." written on it. I'm not sure who wrote it, but it was the same person who wrote "This crappy tobacco has mouse poo in it" on a returned packet of tobacco.

Someone there has a wicked sense of humor.

^-.-^

[edible_hat]

Another thing that is just as bad as people using there own shit to decorate the walls are the people that ignore the "OUT OF ORDER" sign on a stall and then just leave the huge pile of shit in the toilet when they walk out.

Seen on the faulty-products-to-return-to-vendors table out the back: A can of air fresher with "OUT OF ODOUR. i.e. this can has a tiny hole in it and all the scent leaked out." written on it. I'm not sure who wrote it, but it was the same person who wrote "This crappy tobacco has mouse poo in it" on a returned packet of tobacco.

[blas]

Oh hell no! Their home bathrooms are totally spotless and shiny.

The worst I ever had was some dimented mentally insane mofo (and this was odd because it was a restaurant that catered mostly to senior citizens!) clogged the toilet, wrote 666 on the stall with three pieces of shit, then let the shit fall by the toilet.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Do these people decorate their own, or friends' toilets, one wonders? O_o

[greensinestro]

Another thing that is just as bad as people using there own shit to decorate the walls are the people that ignore the "OUT OF ORDER" sign on a stall and then just leave the huge pile of shit in the toilet when they walk out.

Yuck City there, man!

[princess4life]

Another thing that is just as bad as people using there own shit to decorate the walls are the people that ignore the "OUT OF ORDER" sign on a stall and then just leave the huge pile of shit in the toilet when they walk out.

[greensinestro]

Most of these stories make one want to

[Primer]

Venues should just start putting in black stalls.

That would put a crimp in all those bathroom vandals right there.

Except that Sharpie makes silver and gold markers for dark backgrounds. I have one, and I know how to use it.....properly!

[Sunsetsky]

That's disgusting. And rather sad that someone would use their own shit to write on a wall. That's pretty unsanitary and disgusting. I wouldn't want to shake hands with that person. A friend of mine discovered crap smeared all over the wall when she worked at Burger King.

Then there was that time when my family went to Washington DC and we ate at a McDonalds that required you to have a token to get into the bathroom. My dad went to use it and came back saying that someone had pooped on the floor. I refused to use the bathroom. Then there was that time in middle school where I went into a bathroom stall and discovered blood all over the toilet paper.

[Lace Neil Singer]

In the garden centre customer toilets, I heard two horrible stories about customer messes; one was a guy who crapped in the urinal, the other a woman who splatted a used tampon all accross the mirror. X_x

Graffiti; obviously an old joke, but still hilarious. This was at a concert venue:

Men are like public toilets; the good ones are engaged and the ones that are left are full of shit.

[edible_hat]

Apparently the cleaner at work (we have somebody who comes in for 3-4 hours a day) got a severe telling off a few days ago for not cleaning the customer toilets for four days. (And my boss is a generally easygoing guy, it takes a lot to make him raise his voice)

[xlr82xs]

The customers at our store appear to have developed a bathroom game..

the rules seem to be

1. Get a large amount of toilet paper
2. Rip it into tiny tiny pieces
3. Put the pieces into a pile
4. Urinate on the pile

I guess judging is done by size of pile ?
God knows what the prize is...

The reason we call have started calling it "the bathroom challenge" is it seems to happen atleast 3-4 times a week, and after pulling the customer logs for the days it's happened we can't find people who have been in the store on all the days :-/

[ShinyGreenApple]

IHateStupidCustomers, erm . . . perhaps that one was a group effort? Good grief, our dogs don't even make messes like that in their kennels.

[IHateStupidCustomers]

I worked at Sears for awhile and managed to sneak away from the department for a bathroom break one day. I walked into the womens restroom and stopped dead in my tracks...

Someone had crapped all over the bathroom floor. Not just in the stall, but everywhere. Piles of it. Footprints, smears on the wall. I was absolutely astonished. I just didn't understand why or how....

I turned around and left, and called security, who arranges for clean-ups. I feel terrible for whoever had to clean that up!

[Spiffy McMoron]

Yeah, but those are much easier to clean than permanent markers.

True, but it's still vandalism, and a major annoyance to clean that crap off of the walls.

And I'm not going to mention some of the graffitti at work in the employee's bathroom...