I work at Arby's drive thru and here are a few adventures...
Case 1 (done over the headsets)
Her: Do you have any snacks, that are, like, healthy?
Me: ...
GM: ...
Me: ...
GM: ...
Her: Wow, that was a really silly question, wasn't it?
Me: ...
GM: ...
Me: Ummm... Fruit cups ...?
GM (to me): Nice save.
Her: Give me 2.
She soon returned them. I side with her... $3.18 for 2 2oz fruit cups with just apples and grapes? Give me a freakin' break. I can buy a POUND of apples for that price.
Case 2 (at the window)
We have PayPass at the window. A 40something guy pulls out a $20 and SWIPES IT BY THE READER.
Him (staring at me blankly, being serious): Is that how it works?
Me (struggling to maintain composure): No, special cards cards only...
After the window closes I crack.
GM: What happened?
Me: You remember that thing about the PayPass I predicted? IT JUST HAPPENED.
We had to excuse ourselves briefly.
Case 3 (at window)
We were collecting $1 donations for Big Brothers/Big Sisters and the 20ish guy in the Escalade declines donating.
Me: That's $3.96, please.
Him (anding a $100): Sorry, it's the smallest I have.
Me: Here is your change...
Him: Oh, you can put the coins in for the collection.
Me (with all the sincerity I can muster): Oh, thank you for your generosity...
As he takes his cash, I notice some irony... he was wearing a WWJD? bracelet.
Nothing really bad, but it made things interesting.
Case 1 (done over the headsets)
Her: Do you have any snacks, that are, like, healthy?
Me: ...
GM: ...
Me: ...
GM: ...
Her: Wow, that was a really silly question, wasn't it?
Me: ...
GM: ...
Me: Ummm... Fruit cups ...?
GM (to me): Nice save.
Her: Give me 2.
She soon returned them. I side with her... $3.18 for 2 2oz fruit cups with just apples and grapes? Give me a freakin' break. I can buy a POUND of apples for that price.
Case 2 (at the window)
We have PayPass at the window. A 40something guy pulls out a $20 and SWIPES IT BY THE READER.
Him (staring at me blankly, being serious): Is that how it works?
Me (struggling to maintain composure): No, special cards cards only...
After the window closes I crack.
GM: What happened?
Me: You remember that thing about the PayPass I predicted? IT JUST HAPPENED.
We had to excuse ourselves briefly.
Case 3 (at window)
We were collecting $1 donations for Big Brothers/Big Sisters and the 20ish guy in the Escalade declines donating.
Me: That's $3.96, please.
Him (anding a $100): Sorry, it's the smallest I have.
Me: Here is your change...
Him: Oh, you can put the coins in for the collection.
Me (with all the sincerity I can muster): Oh, thank you for your generosity...
As he takes his cash, I notice some irony... he was wearing a WWJD? bracelet.
Nothing really bad, but it made things interesting.
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