SC: What comes on a club hoagie?
Me: Turkey, bacon, and ham.
SC: And what is on the Turkey and cheese?
Me: ...turkey and... and cheese. *snicker
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SC: *looks at open/close sign, then at me*
Me: Is something wrong? (we were in the middle of ordering)
SC: Well-*looks at sign.. then at clock*
Me: ??? *looks at clock*
SC: Are you.. are you closed?
Me: We close at 8p.m. tonight, sir.
SC: But.. its 12p.m. right now!
Me: Turkey, bacon, and ham.
SC: And what is on the Turkey and cheese?
Me: ...turkey and... and cheese. *snicker
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SC: *looks at open/close sign, then at me*
Me: Is something wrong? (we were in the middle of ordering)
SC: Well-*looks at sign.. then at clock*
Me: ??? *looks at clock*
SC: Are you.. are you closed?
Me: We close at 8p.m. tonight, sir.
SC: But.. its 12p.m. right now!
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