WWF customers

[TennesseeWhiskey]

Hell, I love me some bacon, but that's just ridiculous. And people look at me like I'm nuts when I tell them I wouldn't be caught dead shopping on black Friday. (Well, other than the fact that I have to work, and, we're not a big-box store with insane hours and $4.99 DVD players that people try to kill each other over).

Okay, one of y'all explain to me how some people can say it's actually fun to go out in that mess and fight all those people over stuff you can buy any other damn day of the year??? I don't get it. Sure, it might be marked down in price, but, factor in the time, effort, frustration level?? Nahhhh. Fuggedaboutit.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

I must protest: It's WWE these days, not WWF.

It stands for World Wrestling F*cktards.

[Kara]

PORKLUST!!!

...she flew into a murderous pork driven rage.

The victim took a step back from the defendant's sudden aura of porklust and it was in this moment that the defendant saw her chance to strike.

[lordlundar]

Essentially, the customers were acting like a bunch of wild animals, so, I think the original description of "WWF animals" works too. :-p

It would, if the animals weren't more civilized.

[Namrepus221]

Former WWE fan here (I strictly watch Japanese stuff and classic wrestling now. I can't stand the new stuff)

I've always wanted to use this line on a customer during an arguement namely cause I can raise one of my eyebrows higher than the other.

"Know your role, and shut you hole!"

Thank you :P

[Writer Cath]

To be honest, these people sound like they were boorish enough to pass for animals. Well, and you know, it's not really wrestling until someone leaves their feet.

And on a related note, I believe it was in China, but a few people were stampeded to death in a superstore which was having %20 off rapeseed oil. And no, that's not a type-o.

[daleduke17]

Former WWE fan here (I strictly watch Japanese stuff and classic wrestling now. I can't stand the new stuff)

I've always wanted to use this line on a customer during an arguement namely cause I can raise one of my eyebrows higher than the other.

"Know your role, and shut you hole!"

Thank you :P

Ya know, it would be quite funny to listen to Dusty Rhodes, Steve Austin or Ric Flair go off on a sucky customer. :-p

[Bloodsoul]

I'd love to see Sgt. Slaughter come out from behind one of those deli counters...

[Spiffy McMoron]

Actually, the WWF is the World Wildlife Foundation.

The WWE is the wrestling league.

Boy, am I glad I'm a vegetarian !!

When I first saw the title, I thought, "Oh, maybe it's a celebrity sighting--someone saw Chris Jerico at a grocery store."

Then I read the first line or two, and I thought, "Maybe some sort of animals rights protests...?"

Then I read the entire story, and cried a little bit. Bacon? Seriously? Most of the bacon around here is about 75% fat. Give me ham any day of the week.

And on a related note, I believe it was in China, but a few people were stampeded to death in a superstore which was having %20 off rapeseed oil. And no, that's not a type-o.

It's better known as canola oil over here. There are still some people from back home in the country who call it that, but they only refer to the crop and plant as rapeseed, and never the oil as rapeseed.

[Geek King]

Is extremely glad that I'm a vegetarian. Seriously bacon? I know that a lot of people like it but for crying out loud!

Yeah, but the slap-fights over the last Tofurky are brutal this time of year! </jk>

[Broomjockey]

It's better known as canola oil over here. There are still some people from back home in the country who call it that, but they only refer to the crop and plant as rapeseed, and never the oil as rapeseed.

The name change was purely marketing, so I'm not surprised that they refer to what they use by the original name, and then the product by the commercial name.

And also, yes. The bacon here sucks. I should not end up with a piece of bacon half as narrow and long after cooking as what I started with.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Damn, I like bacon as much as the next person but ---

well, apparently I don't...

[toolbert]

Actually, the WWF is the World Wildlife Foundation.

The WWE is the wrestling league.

well...some WWFers need to have their bacon too =3

[daleduke17]

I'd love to see Sgt. Slaughter come out from behind one of those deli counters...

SC: Listen here, deli worker. I am right. I am the customer...

Sgt.: Now, listen here, maggot! You ARE wrong, and I am right. I have the stripes here. Now, drop and give me twenty, MAGGOT!

SC: *drops and gives twenty*